Israel ecstatic to have captured new Hamas leader

He had been terrorising the IDF for weeks...

Israel is ecstatic to have captured the new leader of Hamas after multiple brutal attacks against its soldiers. The Hamas leader, an Egyptian lynx named Khaled, was causing terror among the IDF ranks by randomly attacking soldiers, making them scared to leave their base at Mount Harif.

The Egyptian lynx typically feeds on small birds and rodents so as yo…