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IDF soldiers have officially been granted the right to r@pe Palestinian prisoners
For the past 18 months, a dark cloud has loomed over Israel, threatening to rain on the parade of its heroic defenders.
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Party leaders bravely U-turn on support for Iran war after noticing it was costing them votes
Two of the UK’s most principled party leaders—Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage—have performed screeching U-turns on their support for the Iran war after…
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Trump confesses he made up story about Iran obtaining Tomahawk missiles to bomb its own girls' school
In a stunning turn of events, the most honest US president since at least President Biden has admitted that he lied.
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Women of Tehran liberated by fiery oil rain and carcinogenic smoke as their city burns
In the greatest liberation since the US bombed a girls’ school, and bombed it again when rescuers arrived, the Epstein axis has bestowed the ultimate…
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President Trump "saddened" by the loss of his favourite Brit, child killer Ian Huntley
President Trump has sent his condolences to the family of Soham killer Ian Huntley, following his untimely death at the age of 52.
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Keir Starmer apologises to Israel for noticing Israel carried out a false flag on RAF Akrotiri
British Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has been forced into a grovelling apology after mistakenly noticing that Israel had carried out a false flag…
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Don't worry, US troops are being told war with Iran will bring back Jesus!
Are you ready for Operation Second Coming?
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Marco Rubio just admitted that Israel walked the US into war like a poodle on a leash
In the least surprising news since Obama let slip about aliens, Marco Rubio just confirmed the US didn’t start this almighty fuck-up with Iran.
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The people who spent two years levelling Gaza would like you to know Iran is violating international law
In a masterclass of humanitarian restraint that has now stretched into its third glorious year, Israel has continued to show the world how deeply it…
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Israel jubilant as Iranian school girl death toll surpasses expectations with over 148 "liberated"
There were wild celebrations in bunkers across Tel Aviv—and even a Florida congressional office—as exciting news updates rolled in.
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RIP to all the American soldiers who are about to die because Israel can't fight its own wars
American soldiers are about to die in the most courageous, heroic way possible: to save a paedophile ring from accountability.
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Two-horse by-election race between Labour and Reform won by... the Greens
In a huge threat to democracy, the electorate in Gorton and Denton have voted against the will of the establishment.
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