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Trump looking forward to launching Power Plant Tuesday from British military bases
President Trump says he is looking forward to launching Power Plant Tuesday from military bases in the UK, unless Iran opens the Strait that is only…
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The only democracy in the Middle East introduces death penalty for Palestinians, but not Israelis
The only apartheid state, I mean democracy in the Middle East has introduced the death penalty for Palestinians, but not Israelis.
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IDF not joining US ground invasion because it's only comfortable fighting women and children
Israel has announced its troops will not be joining the US in the ground invasion of Iran, due to concerns they would have to fight grown men, rather…
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Police to resume Palestine Action arrests due to staggering rise in terrorism that has so far seen zero casualties
With all the terrible things going on in the world, you will be pleased to hear the Metropolitan Police has decided to once again focus its energy on…
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Possible leader of Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamia, Laura Loomer, warns of incoming terror attacks
The suspected leader of Harakat Ashab al-Yamin al-Islamia, Laura loomer, has warned the US of incoming terror attacks on ten times the scale of 9/11.
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Starmer sends Israel strongly worded apology after discovering missile attack on Diego Garcia came from an Israeli submarine
Foreign policy experts are carefully reviewing The Rules-Based International Order, following reports that Sir Keir Starmer has called Israeli officials…
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AI clone of Netanyahu vows to continue Iran war, despite death of his mortal body
An AI clone of Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed to lead US troops into war, despite his original human body being squished into…
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Israel confident its next AI video will prove Netanyahu is alive and doesn't have six fingers
Israel’s Ministry of Hasbara has issued a formal apology for the disastrous “proof of life” videos featuring Israel’s late prime minister Benjamin…
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IDF soldiers have officially been granted the right to r@pe Palestinian prisoners
For the past 18 months, a dark cloud has loomed over Israel, threatening to rain on the parade of its heroic defenders.
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Party leaders bravely U-turn on support for Iran war after noticing it was costing them votes
Two of the UK’s most principled party leaders—Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage—have performed screeching U-turns on their support for the Iran war after…
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Trump confesses he made up story about Iran obtaining Tomahawk missiles to bomb its own girls' school
In a stunning turn of events, the most honest US president since at least President Biden has admitted that he lied.
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Women of Tehran liberated by fiery oil rain and carcinogenic smoke as their city burns
In the greatest liberation since the US bombed a girls’ school, and bombed it again when rescuers arrived, the Epstein axis has bestowed the ultimate…
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