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Jun 15, 2023Liked by Laura K

You gotta fight

For your right

To paaaaaaaaaarrrrrr-tay!

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You gotta fight

For the extreme Right 's right

To partay!

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Downing Street makes Ayia Napa look like a f*cking convent 🍷🍺🍻🍾πŸ₯‚πŸΈπŸΉπŸ₯³

Wβš“s

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Jun 15, 2023Liked by Laura K

Does he still get an MPs pension? They continue to take loads of dosh from the public purse even when they are ousted out, or forced to resign.

Johnson should never have been near public office nevermind PM, during a pandemic to boot, Jesus Christ. Just watch though he and his fallen Tory pals will be back in another guise.

Great reporting Laura, as usual top notch wot! πŸ˜€

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Jun 15, 2023Liked by Laura K

Your writing is absolutely brilliant.

Thank you for the humour.

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"It wasn’t all fun and games though. At one point, Nadine Dorries and Rishi Sunak played naked Twister while poor Akshata watched in horror and Matt Hancock got a boner, putting strain on his affair with Gina Michaelangelo."

Since I'm an American (aka - white nationalist), I had to look up the pictures of the people involved in the naked twister game (aside from Rishi...I already knew about that Lord of Rings character), and my testies have now forever receded back up inside of me.

Thanks Laura.

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76 Daughters? Don’t they still call baby Gammonists Piglets?

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This is an odd issue, on the one hand its petty to complain about someone having a party, but on the other hand legally punishing people who have parties while you have even more of them is brutally unfair treatment.

This crime reflects the era we live in. Brutal unfairness in treatment but at the same time we are actually arguing about silly things.

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