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Brilliant. If any of the “royals” can read this and not then say, “I’m out of here”, they need 24 hour care. Oops, they already have 24 hour care - too late for them, too late for England.

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Yes, they cannot tie their own shoes-ask any of Charles' butlers.

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Well spotted Laura🤣

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That seems accurate and believable enough, Laura. Thanks for taking over when the officious link froze. It's grab, grab, grab with the royals - I deeply regret that we now have new stamps with the elderly bloke on them, and no doubt some of them may appear on your Scottish doorsteps. My apologies for this invasion.

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Can we just have done with it and call them parasites.

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I love your writing, Laura, it gave me a much needed good laugh!!

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Stupid 13th century dummies!

"Someone played a violin during the ceremony because this is the 13th century and they haven’t heard of anything cool like electro house, lo-fi hiphop, garage rock, K-pop, or Rick Astley."

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The shimmering shite

of a stolen crown might

appear somewhat trite

on an aged stalactite.

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LOL! Another brilliant piece! I look forward to the day when no One pays one whit of attention to Any who call Themselves "royals," or "presidents," or any "ruling" title. Because as long as We do pay Them in Our attention...

We Have Psychopaths in Control (8 min): https://odysee.com/@amaterasusolar:8/we-have-psychopaths-in-control:b?lid=eeff9e0c80138ce03e22d76bcd5f2f873ff46b72

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Very funny. Ya write good👌

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I get the feeling Many People- are not thrilled with Mr. King -I know a little (very little) about the Royals but I do not and have not ever liked the guy very much. I also was not thrilled with the way he treated his “former wife”. So as I said I know little about how things go having Royals. It just felt much less stuffy with the Queen. Thank you for some great commentary regarding that guy - the one with a tarnished crown.

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They're not 'stolen goods', they're simply with the royals for 'safe keeping' 😒

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Camilla frequently has her mouth full of his swollen goods.

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😍

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Whenever I read anything about "crown jewels" it makes me want to kick Charles in his "crown jewels". Time to break free, Scotland! Build the (Hadrian) Wall!

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It’s beyond be why the Scottish haven’t achieved devolution from Westminster and rejoined our cousins in Europe, I’m sure it’s not because of the pathetic whining noise of Sunak pleading that it is actually the pacific rim countries on the other side of the planet that are our natural trading partners!

It’s bad enough Scotland is tied to England but Charlie poncing up there and declaring himself King without a drop of Scottish blood in him is just too much. This lavish titles that the Royals take and spread out amongst the hangers on come with land and rents that should be going into public coffers not this interbred, hypocritical bunch of excuses for human beings.

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