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They want to put what remains of us underground

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This is what our ruling class has decided will be normal.

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Actually they own the underground so no place for “us”

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Jun 5Liked by Laura

Debating in front of a mirror 🤣🤣

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I'm getting déjà vu of the early 80s, with Reagan spouting his 'Evil empire' crap and paranoid rich gits buying home fallout shelters.

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I still have nightmares about his "Evil Empire" crap. The only good thing is that once the rich are down in their fallout shelters, we'll know EXACTLY where they're at. Then we can start pouring the concrete down their shelters' ventilation shafts...

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Like this idea but they are counting on it that the citizens will all be killed

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But this is what MOBILIZATION is for. They're going to make sure to bury US alive FIRST. After all,look what fun it was in WW2 in the London underground with entertainers and all. Wot Larks!

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😂😂😂

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But it won't be THEM going underground.

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With "When two tribes go to war..." as the soundtrack.

And "Protect and Survive" leaflets for a bit of light reading.

Those were the days.

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Jun 5·edited Jun 5

Von der Liar clearly doesn’t realize that one cannot live in an underground bunker forever, and who the fuck would want to?

Eventually one has to emerge to a scorched earth incapable of sustaining either plant or animal life.

But if she wants her “bomb shelter”, I’d be happy to toss her inside, put a padlock on it, and swallow the key.

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Read my above comment about concrete poured down their shelters' ventilation shafts.

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Maybe she's one of those that believe you can upload your "self" to The Cloud, where everything is perfect as you don't need to worry about any of that messy human stuff like emotions and bodies and pain.

In some ways I hope that lot do do that. Then we can just pull the plug on their energy-guzzling server farms and we'd all be a lot better off.

And pour concrete down the ventilation shafts.

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The 'little she-bear' looks closer to a clone than anyone could have designed. With that nuke-proof hair- spray, she must sleep in a rejuvenating pod and emerge with the smile applied along with the lipstick . That smile needs hourly applications of lemon juice. Even the Stepford Wives would have rejected her as looking too plastic. I wonder who designed her?

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"Ursula wants you to know she is not afraid of Russia because she has nuke-proof hairspray." 😂🤣 ---I presume nuke-proof hairspray is only available in the UK? Just asking 🤭

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I think it is made in China so it is probably available at TEMU

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If everyone’s in an undergoing bomb shelter would they be Hamas? Or Netenyahu hiding from Iran, it’s so complicated.

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Ah now a proper European bomb shelter is nothing like a 'tunnel' because White European people shelter in it. Very slightly less complicated when you look at it that way.

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The upside is we could put the homeless in the bomb shelters? We could call them Morlocks

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Jun 6·edited Jun 6

Ah, so Boris is actually the origin of the Eloi?

He put it about enough...

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There is no money in doing peace. There is a LOT of money in doing war.

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Or perhaps they printed so much fake money during peace that now they have to go to war.

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Interesting how UK, Germany, US and others are so keen all of a sudden and at the same time to engage young people and provide a path (to death) by joining the military.

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I did but you a coffee. We have had the word CONSCRIPTION inserted into our mind,it's in there. They are not going to do it they assure us. But now it's been said OUT LOUD,it's in there,in our consciousness. But the weasel word that went along with that C word was MOBILAZATION

From my observation no one noticed that,it's slipped under the Radar. No one knows what it means. I'll tell you what it means. It means you get a text near midnight telling you to throw a few essentials in a hand held bag,then within the hour,maybe in your pyjamas with a coat thrown over go outside in your street and get on the coach thats parked just up the road,no fuss,no lip,no hassle. You will be driven to an unknown location and told to "go there". That's what MOBILIZATION means. You'll be herded into an underground bunker,too bad if you are averse to crowds or have claustrophobia. Then having made a token move to put on any record that they attempted to save lives,they can start lobbing the nukes around. If you try to emerge from your living tomb they'll shoot you. But that might not be so bad after all. There was a practice run of the text at midnight procedure here in Bristol just before 2023. You can Google it. Barton House. The cover story was Health and Safety but that was rot. And in my block we are having a tech firm install a fixed broadband link,our building will be LIVE. I'm not that happy about living in a LIVE building. It's being explained to us as providing for us a faster (why has everything always got to be FASTER),more reliable service but I'm wondering if it also gives the other party full access to our viewing,our scrolling,our googling,etc.

Probably YES!

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The Europeans didn’t learn anything from WWII. Millions of people perished from so many European countries and yet they are pushing with war against the Russian Federation.

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I am reading a book right now that gives such a radically different view of the causes and carrying on of WW2 that it has shocked me that it is SO radically different from the narrative you could say imbued in me from infancy. Is it true or a fantasy? I'm trying to keep a mental distance from what I'm reading so as to evaluate it as best I can better. Within the limits of my knowledge and powers. Yes,when I hear a Tory politician enthusiastically telling me on the radio that all the kids want to go fight for justice because it's not the 1960s anymore I have to ask do they think we're stupid (yes). Do they think we don't know any history. (yes). Do they think we haven't read the war poems of Wilfred Owen (yes). Do they think we haven't seen Oh What a Lovely War! Someone revive that show in a West End theatre please.

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"The ants have discovered us and are beginning to question our authority. We must fumigate them!" -Said Toxic Ursula.

"And who is going to be in charge of doing it?" -Someone asked.

"The ants themselves, of course." Toxic Ursula responded, raising her arm like Doctor Strangelove.

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"She has nuke-proof hairspray."

Now, I ask you how can we NOT trust a woman with nuke-proof hairspray? Her hair will always stay in place no matter how hard the nuclear winter winds howl. Surely, that is a sign of her constancy and steadfastness!

And it would be just ghastly if the ICC did start arresting all our politicians. I mean, who would we have left to throw rotten tomatoes and/or milk shakes at if we didn't have corrupt war criminal politicians? (And with her nuke-proof hairspray, Ursula will always come out looking good even when dripping with various liquids.)

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They may consider housing the homeless in the bomb shelters they build perhaps... they would be renting them to people in need here in Australia if people had planned all this better... all the landlords could be doubling their property portfolio income if they had thought about this earlier...I will have to speak to our PM here... perhaps there is time for them to double up still💁🏻‍♀️‼️

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Goddamn gold

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