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Counter-terrorism police have been sent to deal with Helen from Wales

At last, we're going after the real criminals

Laura
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Normal Island News
Jun 30, 2025
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The mysterious leader of Hamas UK, known only as "Helen from Wales", has finally met her comeuppance after counter-terrorism police paid her a visit.

Helen from Wales shot to prominence after intelligence agents noticed she was broadcasting terrorist propaganda from Glastonbury. The propaganda was spewed by Jihadist hate preachers called Kneecap.

I'm told…

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