Elon Musk chooses X logo because sw*stika would be a bit much

His fans are desperately disappointed

Your favourite emerald mine heir, apartheid South Africa’s finest son, and the world’s most successful hair transplantee, Elon Musk, has made his first big move since saving Twitter from the people who are opposed to Nazis: he has decided to change the Twitter logo.

Yes, Elon has killed the Twitter bird because the established brand he paid $44 billion for was definitely the problem and not his management of the company. I understand Elon hopes to reclaim the title of world’s most human-like billionaire who owns a micro-blogging site from Mark Zuckerberg.

Elon has announced in a tweet that going forwards, Twitter will officially be known as X.com. The social media app will merge with the science-fiction strategy videogame featuring an elite organisation tasked with countering alien invasions.

It remains unclear if X.com has any connection to the popular educational website, Xvideos, that I’ve totally never seen, but my guess is Xvideos will be far too dignified to associate itself with apartheid Clyde.

Musk is optimistic his X rebrand will go as well as his decision to allow Twitter users to buy a blue tick, which encouraged every weirdo on the internet to impersonate celebrities with those annoying parody pages that post childish jokes all day. People who behave like this online seriously need to get a life. Saddos.

I’m told Elon was toying with the idea of changing the Twitter logo to a swastika after receiving encouragement from his fans, but in the end, he settled for an X to avoid controversy. His fans expressed concerns Elon might be going woke, but there is a much simpler explanation here:

Elon saw that I signed off my Tweets with an "X" to remind my fans how much they love me and he stole my idea because I'm more popular than him. Therefore, I am officially taking legal action. I intend to sue Elon for the full value of his company which, following a string of unusual decisions, has fallen to an estimated £17.

If my legal action is successful, this should help me recuperate some of the money I wasted on a blue tick to give my fragile ego a boost. I’m confident I will be as successful with my legal action as Dan Wootton suing Byline Times for libel, despite admitting to “errors of judgement”.

For legal reasons, I must point out I’m not insinuating Elon Musk solicited dick pics with fake online personas while attacking others on TV for their alleged sexual impropriety.

Only a massive hypocrite would do something like that and Elon is definitely not a hypocrite, he’s just a person who steals other people’s ideas to make himself rich and takes all the credit for himself x

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