Far-right proudly stands with Trump as he faces court
Far-right proudly stands with Trump as he faces court
The people who tried to overthrow democracy are concerned about democracy
The US has stunned the world by putting its most articulate human costume wearer, Donald Trump, in the dock, breaking a long-standing tradition that reptilians are considered above the law.
There are concerns this move could set a dangerous precedent where people who conspire to overturn elections are held accountable for their actions. Let’s face it, if the deep state can do this to an illegal alien from Andromeda, they can do it to anyone.
Trump is deeply concerned the court case has been assigned to a judge who was appointed by President Obama. Obviously, it’s unacceptable for presidents to be appointing judges for political gain. Everyone knows judges should be appointed in the politically-neutral manner of refusing to consider Merrick Garland for ten months so you can install a judge who shares your views on sexual offences.
If you’re somehow struggling to keep up, this is Trump’s third criminal indictment and second federal indictment so far.
FYI: I’ve been told it’s pronounced in-dite-ment, not in-dickt-ment. It was really embarrassing when I misread this on TV because no one bothered to tell me. Thanks Steve.
Among other things, the in-dite-ment means Trump will be fingerprinted and have a mugshot taken, but his lawyers have told him not to worry because if worst comes to worst, he can always change his human costume.
There is astonishment in America that anyone would suggest Mr “Grab ‘em by the pussy” who fantasised about shooting people on Fifth Avenue and who has only faced 4,000 lawsuits during his time on Earth could possibly have done wrong. Remember, Trump is the president who was determined to protect women in bathrooms from people like him. This means he is one of the good guys.
Trump is so outraged by the charges, he posted on incel safe space, Truth Social, that it’s “IMPOSSIBLE to get a fair trial”. He capitalised “impossible” because this is a clever grammatical technique that turns a false statement into a true one, thus proving his innocence. This is one of the many reasons Trump is an OUTSTANDING communicator.
“The [Democrats] don’t want to run against me or they would not be doing this unprecedented weaponization of ‘Justice’. BUT SOON, IN 2024, IT WILL BE OUR TURN. MAGA!” Trump posted on Truth Social.
Trump is still determined to Make America Great Again which is an embarrassing admission that he failed to do so last time around. I sincerely hope he performs better than this when he stands up in court.
Trump is insisting “elections can’t be trusted”, but the man whose defence hinges on the argument he did not know he was making false statements is totally trustworthy. This is not in any way a contradictory position.
Trump’s supporters have been building up everyone’s hopes by pretending prosecutors are seeking the death penalty when in actual fact, they are only pushing for 20 years in prison. Trump is said to be concerned he won’t be able to get a spray tan behind bars, but on the plus side, he will get a fetching orange jump suit.
Trump’s loving wife Melania and the hot guy who cleans the pool are said to be praying Trump doesn’t get locked up until 2043 so they can start a new life together. They must be so worried about him.
Heartwarmingly, Trump has widespread support among the far right. The people who spent five years screaming “Lock her up” have explained it’s disgraceful to try to jail your political opponents. The aliens who keep crashing their spaceships into American soil have demanded Trump be immediately released.
America’s most reliable news source, Fox News, is still trying to persuade Trump to participate in presidential debates because they can’t think of anyone more respectable to represent them.
The Trump campaign has controversially compared the charges against Trump with “Nazi Germany”. Unfortunately, this has caused upset among Trump’s Nazi supporters who insist they would never have charged their hero in a million years x
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The Republicans will stand with Trump as long as they can get a cut of his fundraising operation. The moment the money stops coming in for whatever reason, that’s when the Republicans will throw Trump under the bus and will move on to a new grift. You gotta look at Trump as a cult leader. In America, cult leaders get the mouth-breathing knuckle-dragging cousin-fucking rubes to give them money. Historically, cult leaders have been Evangelical hucksters. On that, Trump is kind of an anomaly but he’s got the same level of mystique and appeal that Billy Graham and Jimmy Swaggart once had. The Republicans are riding on his coattails because it’s financially advantageous to them. There’s no loyalty on their part. As soon as it stops being profitable, they’re going to ditch him and move on to a new grift.
“Everyone knows judges should be appointed in the politically-neutral manner...” is my favorite line of all the wonderful lines you’ve written.