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FBI insists it's definitely not covering up for the non-existent clients of Jeffrey Epstein

This is totally not suspicious

Laura
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Normal Island News
Jul 07, 2025
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You will be hugely relieved to hear that Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxell are the first sex traffickers in history to traffic women and children to zero clients, meaning all your favourite pro-Israel politicians are innocent. Even better, we now know beyond doubt that Jeffrey Epstein was not murdered.

After claiming for years that video footage did n…

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