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Four European countries forced to make way for Asian country in Eurovision

Laura
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Normal Island News
Dec 06, 2025
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Four European countries have been forced to make way for an Asian country in the Eurovision Song Contest. The four countries in question are the worst countries in Europe - the ones that are morally opposed to genocide. The Asian country in question just happens to be the whitest (and therefore best) country in Asia.

The European Broadcasting Union has a…

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