Government announces exciting plans for the nation after watching Minority Report
You probably thought things couldn’t get more exciting when the government made you scan your face, passport, and email address book so you could watch online porn, but then it announced digital IDs that would enable a centralised database containing every piece of information about your life.
Brilliantly, digital IDs will be rolled out to children, mean…
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