Hamas offers to mediate peace talks between Trump and Musk

Due to the growing humanitarian crisis in the US, Hamas has offered to mediate peace talks between Elon Musk and Donald Trump. The situation is so dire, the UN has warned of widespread hunger in Mar-a-Lago. There are disturbing reports that Trump's kids are being forced to eat the doges and cats.

One thing is clear: we are looking at the biggest crisis s…