Here is everything that is going in the world right now

This is at least 46% accurate

Hello everyone, while I have been going through a tough time, it has been easy for me to forget you have been going through a tough time too.

Obviously, you have missed me terribly and you currently have no idea what is going on in the world because I am your only news source. As a result, you’ve been staring out of the window, tearily counting down the …