Huge confusion in UK as man with principles becomes leader of political party

In a hugely jarring moment for the establishment, a man with principles has won the leadership of the Green Party and unveiled outrageous plans to do the right thing. A crestfallen Adrian Ramsay and Ellie Chowns are baffled as to why their strategy of offering nothing and talking to Green members like they are children didn't work.

Zack Polanski won the …