Innocent Prince Andrew paid off (and bumped off) a woman he never met for nothing

Sucks when this happens, doesn't it?

Prince Andrew is very confused.

After pictures of him emerged groping a teenage girl he had no recollection of meeting, standing before a sex trafficker he barely knew, Andrew realised his ability to remember was as weak as his ability to sweat. He was suffering not just from anhidrosis but the early onset of dementia.

It was a truly devastating time for …