Israel is escalating to de-escalate and I'm fucking for virginity

Don't you dare judge us

Israeli officials have explained their unprecedented act of pager terrorism and bombing of apartment buildings in Lebanon is part of a strategy of “de-escalation through escalation”. The hope is their aggression will make Hezbollah think twice about launching an unprovoked retaliation.

The US says it appreciates the strategy because it’s not dissimilar t…