Israel promises to not make your iPhone explode if you behave

This is totally fair and reasonable

After Israel launched it’s audacious terror attack in Lebanon, our media class giggled as stories came back of men being emasculated and nurses losing their fingers and children being left without eyeballs.

As the death toll reached thirty-seven, Zionists on social media kept asking their enemies if they have their pagers on them now. It all seemed like …