Israel reeling after attack on Iran ends in humiliating failure

This is so embarrassing, I could just die...

It has been 36 hours since Israel’s much anticipated attack on Iran went about as well as a drunk swinging at a bouncer and landing flat on his face in a puddle, then struggling to get back to his feet and staggering away, slurring, “I’ll get you next time,” while all the women laugh.

We’ve all been scratching our heads, wondering what went wrong as our …