It turns out President Trump is the Throat Goat

If you’re a normal person, you probably assumed Trump’s biggest concern was that the Epstein files would confirm he is a paedophile. The flaw in that theory is that most of Trump’s supporters do not care if he is a paedophile. Therefore, the president is safe on that front. However, it turns out the Epstein files were hiding a much darker secret, the ty…