Meghan staying away from coronation due to paedophile concerns

Apparently, a known sexual predator has been invited

Meghan Markle has explained she has no choice but to stay away from the coronation of King Charles III, due to concerns for the safety of her children. This follows shocking reports that a known sexual predator has been invited. It remains unclear how this person slipped through vetting process, but as of yet, the invite has not been rescinded.

The man, understood to be in his sixties and prone to sweating, has been accused of serious sexual assaults by a woman who was aged 16 and 17 at the time of the offences. Even more concerning, the woman is known to be a victim of deceased sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein and jailed sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell.

I’m told the matter was due to go to court, but the accused paid a substantial sum in order to halt legal action and evade justice, despite the existence of photographic evidence. I’m even hearing disturbing reports that the accused and Jeffrey Epstein hung out in Buckingham Palace and a holiday home which was used by the Queen. But more often, they hung out on a rape island attended by the world’s elite who have so far evaded justice.

Obviously, it’s deeply disturbing that such an individual has been invited to the King’s coronation and I’m at a loss to explain why that would be the case. After all, Charles has not been friendly with a paedophile since the noughties when he hung out with Sir Jimmy Saville and regularly sought his advice. You would think he’d have learnt his lesson from this, but it appears the same thing is happening again.

Hopefully, the matter can be resolved because it would seem deeply unfair if Meghan and her children were forced to miss the massive tax-payer funded party. I’m sure the royal family would be eager to rescind the paedophile’s invitation and ensure the bastard is arrested as soon as possible. After all, this is what any decent person would do when presented with such information.

Meghan released a statement in which she said the following:

“I would genuinely love to attend the coronation so that The Daily Mail can be angry at me for attending, instead of being angry at me for not attending. But honestly, how can I go under these circumstances? Would you want that sweaty nonce coming within 500 metres of your children?”

In other news, Meghan’s husband Harry will attend the coronation, but he has requested that Prince Andrew be seated nowhere near him and I’m unclear why that would be the case.

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