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Planet Earth got to spend 11 blissful minutes without Katy Perry

Planet Earth got to spend 11 blissful minutes without Katy Perry

This was worth all the CO2 emissions

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Apr 15, 2025
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In the greatest day for Americans since Neil Armstrong faked the moon landing, pop star Katy Perry has taken a joy ride in space. Perry was accompanied by several rich and bored women, including someone who has shagged Jeff Bezos.

Blue Origin, the company behind the trip, described the rich and bored women as “astronauts” and said it hoped to inspire wom…

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