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Rebel Nun's avatar

As an old disabled woman who carries signs, I'm sure I'll be joining him soon in a joint US/UK concentration camp, but it's only what we deserve, for hurting the feelings of genocidal lunatics everywhere (mostly in Parliament and in Congress).

susan cartwright's avatar

Those genocidal lunatics are simply following Netanyahu's orders! Not their fault! If they don't do as they are told Mossad will reveal their crimes.

Najla Rizk's avatar

You are much needed although honestly, I don't understand how any of the world leaders and their spokespeople cannot see how absolutely farcical everything they say and do is. How are they taking themselves seriously

wilter downs's avatar

The current UK government rose to power within the Labour party by using a bunch of bullshit claims of anti semitism. They are working for a foreign country with breathtaking diligence

Heatherdan's avatar

As funny as this is, I'm finding it extremely difficult to laugh. We are doomed if the government continues down this path, it's so infuriating.

Susan T's avatar

I too am having a difficult time finding anything funny these days. I am very thankful for Laura's writing. Especially today.

Fadi Lama's avatar

awesome Laura!

NonZionistWorld's avatar

OMG I'm sitting in a bar listening to this and sprayed my wine over the table! Thank you Laura!

Truly your humour is so needed, it helps so much in staying sane and your words voice what so many of us feel in the bl00dy ridiculousness of the British government! Have a lovely weekend.

Ronelle's avatar

RIP to 1 x Cunstable 😉

Hilary Minor's avatar

And so say I. I love that Cunstable!

DEREK HANDS's avatar

What have we become! Nazism was supposed to have been defeated 80 years ago

susan cartwright's avatar

Best quote I saw was by Dr. Israel Shamuk: "The NAZIs made me afraid to be a Jew, and the Israelis makes me ashamed to be a Jew."

Hilary Minor's avatar

The Zionist Israelis are the sort of Jews who get Jews a bad name. There are some cells in my body that (almost) feel sorry for the Israelis: it's going to take them generations to wash this blood off their hands and stop being regarded as one of the most reviled and polluted nations on this globe.

susan cartwright's avatar

Oh for sure! They thought antisemitism was bad before? Wait till everyone understands and gets the real data on this genocide. Israel is making being Jewish unsafe.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

They never went away. They just lay low for a few decades until the next time the "free" market needed defending ....

Baldmichael's avatar

Yes, though they were working away behind the scenes all the time.

Norm Gilmore's avatar

You have a Fascist Totalitarian Leader,you need Corbyn and Sultana in Control.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

We certainly have a leader who panders to fascism - to no avail: the whole "raison d'etre" of working class Right wingers is "not being Labour". Then again, that's what neoliberal leaders have been doing for 46 years.

Baldmichael's avatar

It wasn't sadly. It just morphed and moved into the Fourth Reich, the industrial kingdom that has infiltrated the UK.

Kate's avatar

Much of modern life under capitalism is absurd. This is not new. Your piece does the absurdity justice.

Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

Yes but it's 'worse' now. To quote Starmer when was first crowned king, 'it's going to get worse'.

Rebel Nun's avatar

I'd love to know where I can find that quote, if you have the time.

Baz's avatar

'Things will get worse before we get better' https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8rx0mdgpnno

Rebel Nun's avatar

Thank you! I think.

Kate's avatar

He did say that.

Explorer's avatar

Not even Mussolini had the imagination of Yvet Copper, nor the bravery of her/his fascista inquisitione.

William Bowles's avatar

More than 200 arrested today including another wheelchair terrorist.

"Deputy Assistant Commissioner Ade Adelekan warned in a statement that “anyone showing support for Palestine Action can expect to be arrested,” stressing that “an arrest under the Terrorism Act can have very real long-term implications – from travel, to employment, to finances."

This is the naked face of British Imperialism that destroys peoples' lives who protest Zionist slaughter.

Davina's avatar

What type of name is Ade Adelekan? Doesn't seem British to me. Nor do many politicians names these days, and so many with non-brit names appear to be the worst of the worst, why would they that be?

𝗔𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗔𝗨𝗟 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲's avatar

There are evil black people as well as evil white people and a few Asians too, but we are all still humans, even if some are not humane!

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

On in the sense of the British Establishment hiring poc to do their dirty work and that fact that we are so muh foreign-owned nowadays, as I said above.

William Bowles's avatar

Uncle Toms are nothing new but I'm not sure what being foreign-owned has to do with it.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

I'm talking about corporations, not people.

PerraVerde's avatar

Wow you're showing your true colours here: not a refUk fan are you by any chance? I'm as british as they come BUT I have a very weird and non british-sounding name thankyou very much.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

Probably becausue they are trying desperately to be accepted by an evil establishment that regards them as useful idiots. That, plus the fact that we have been effectively sold off to foreign interests every since Thatcher re-introduced the "free" market.

Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

Great reporting, hope we can all feel so much safer now, knowing the disabled old folks are being dealt with at last. Phew!

Davina's avatar

Mm, if this starts up in Oz I'll be scared to go out using my walker. Just reading this makes me wonder if it all distraction to let Israhell get on with its genocide because people who would demonstrate are too tied up on this crap to go out and protest. Look what Drumpf is doing to immigrants whether legal or not, total distraction, how can the worry about people being starved as a weapon when so many are being thrown in gaol. They are making sure the protesters have something different to protest about. The absolute bastards.

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

We can sleep safely knowing that this massive threat has been neutralised ......

David Beacham's avatar

I don't know what is real anymore 😕

Grothlain's avatar

The one thing our leaders will do to fight against genocide is say words, so proud. Israel are being crushed under volumes of words, take that you baby killers, I’ll sleep better tonight knowing the leaders of the West, all of them, together, have called in the heavy weights to carefully craft more words.

Slightly Lucid's avatar

Here’s a thing though: the grandmothers really ARE dangerous. You can paint kids as radicals and brown people as “foreigners,” but when the old ladies start coming for you, you’re really kind of fucked.

Phil West's avatar

LMAO ………… he is to be publicly executed live on GB News (who outbid Normal Island News for the broadcasting rights).

𝗔𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗔𝗨𝗟 𝗔𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲's avatar

I'd far rather they executed the 'news' and so-called 'debate' presenters of GB News!!

Jennifer Akdemir's avatar

Or at least sacked them and placed them on an employment blacklist, like they do with people on the left .......