President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable

This is such a massive relief...

I’ve got brilliant news for those who were worried that President Trump is now a man of peace: he has promised to do one of the most evil things imaginable! I bet you’re feeling as relieved as I am...

In a carefully-worded statement that contained no spelling errors and few grammatical errors, the US President threatened to murder everyone in Gaza, unles…