Prime minister of cold, grey island unveils daring plan to dim the sun

What could possibly go wrong?

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Apr 25, 2025

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Sir Keir Starmer has decided that we should dim the sun so Jeff Bezos can keep sending his favourite pop stars into space. What do you mean, this sounds like the opening of a really bad disaster movie? Lady Gaga wants her turn on Blue Origin, and let’s be honest, it couldn’t go any worse than Joker: Folie à Deux.

Sadly, no one can think of a more environ…

Prime minister of cold, grey island unveils daring plan to dim the sun

What could possibly go wrong?

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