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Satan in discussions to run Gaza International Transitional Authority

Laura
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Normal Island News
Sep 29, 2025
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Former British prime minister Satan is in talks to run the Gaza International Transitional Authority (GITA). As the leader who oversaw the deaths of over one million people in the Middle East, Satan is seen as the perfect person to prolong the misery of Palestinians.

Satan, whose Earth name is “Sir Tony Blair”, is keen to run GITA without the involvement…

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