Serial child rapist avoids prison after agreeing to bomb mountain
It counted as community service...
Serial child rapist Donald Trump has avoided prison after agreeing to bomb a mountain as community service. Lots of confused paedophiles across the US are unsure why they weren't also given this offer.
US president Benjamin Netanyahu agreed to spare Trump after realising he was the only person in the world stupid enough to think he could blow up a mounta…
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