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Starmer inspires the public with message that things can never get better

This is why Labour won by a landslide

Laura
Aug 27, 2024
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During Labour’s election campaign, the classic D Ream song “Things can never get better” was on repeat play at Labour HQ. Yet Labour won the election by a landslide because the public were so desperate for change, they would have voted for a dead badger over Rishi Sunak.

Luckily for Starmer, the dead badger decided not to run because he might have split …

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