This is undoubtedly the biggest news story of the year!

Hello everyone, I assume you’re wondering why I’ve been quiet these past few days because if I was in your position, I would have missed me too! Well, I would like to assure you it’s because I’ve been busy and was not, in fact, skiving this time.

I would like to introduce you to Ezra.

He was born on Saturday and was kept in hospital as a precaution becaus…