Tory Party takes £3.5 million from climate change sceptics

to help them achieve their net-zero ambitions

The Tory government has taken £3.5 million from aviation, construction, mining and oil interests linked to the Global Warming Policy Foundation, an organisation which questions the legitimacy of climate science. This is because tackling the climate crisis would be bad for profits and it’s much better to simply pretend the planet is not dying than spend a few quid.

Concerns have been raised that if Tory donors took the climate crisis seriously, CEOs might have to reduce their fleets of private yachts and that would obviously be unthinkable. They have therefore decided it would be better to let their grandchildren die from really bad sunburn or drown in a Biblical flood.

It’s important to understand that tackling the climate crisis would be socialism and socialism is bad because it says that saving lives is actually more important than yachts for CEOs. This kind of thinking cannot be tolerated.

The prime minister is rightly representing the needs of “Big Carbon”, but pretending to the idiot public he gives a shit about future generations. Imagine doing this when you don’t give a shit about your own unborn grandchildren, let alone anyone else’s! These lefties will never understand, the only thing we are supposed to love is money.

Rishi Sunak has cleverly introduced a carbon-zero policy. This is not a policy about zero carbon, of course, it’s a policy about doing zero to stop carbon. It’s a clever play on words to get the Greta fanatics off his back while keeping the money rolling in. Leadership is about making tough decisions and the Tories are happy to make decisions that are tough on others that will have no consequences for themselves.

You will be pleased to know that Steve Baker, the founder of the Net Zero Scrutiny Group, has received gifts from an aviation entrepreneur called Christopher Harbourne. This is a man who has given £6.5 million to the Brexit Party and £1.5 million to the Tory Party, so as you can see a totally upstanding guy. There is absolutely nothing dodgy here, nothing at all.

Incidentally, the Net Zero Scrutiny Group is made up of backbench MPs who question the legitimacy of climate science. One member of the NSZG, Mark Jenkinson, refers to “climate terrorists” because he believes terrorism is when you try to stop the killing of billions.

This NZSG is closely related to Mark Francois’ Flat Earth Research Group, Nadine Dorries’ I Love Boris Group, and also the mysterious European Research group which loves Brexit’s tax avoidance opportunities. As you can see, the Tory Party is full of groups that are not at all batshit crazy and have the public’s interests at heart.

In a rare moment of candour, the NZSG admitted climate change is real, but they don’t fancy spending the money to prevent it. Sorry, kids of 2090, but our elected MPs have decided your breathable air is too expensive so you’d better hope you can genetically engineer gills onto yourselves or something.

If you can’t, that’s your failure, not ours! x

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