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Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

Excellent, @Laura! Perhaps we can see about having her declared a saint! Meanwhile, I shall prepare to mourn her untimely (??) demise.

W.F.Miloglav's avatar

Great piece. Satire is the best medicine. (It was satire, wasn't it ???)

Rachel Baldes's avatar

I didn't see it was Laura at first and had a moment there

Wiremu Harpuka's avatar

I love those glitches.

Declan Mercer's avatar

That Prince Andrew quote, 'At least she’s with Jeffrey now in Tel Aviv'—is brutal. 💀

The accuracy of this satire hurts. It really does feel like we are all just watching a scripted play where the ending was written years ago, doesn't it?

Lisa's avatar

Yes!!! Couldn't agree more.

jonny jon's avatar

Please accept my future condolences 🤔🙄

Lou Cassivi's avatar

Fabulous! I did learn one thing, though...to not read Laura if I have anything in my mouth. (Did you know you can pass diced carrots through your nose?)

Karen's avatar

😂 hope you’re alright?

Susan T's avatar

You are outdoing yourself. This is an excellent tribute to Ghislaine.

damien flinter's avatar

Heartbreaking....a state funeral in I$ra€£ I assume?

I'll wear my black jocks.

Baz's avatar

Now that’s what I call good investigative journalism, Laura gets the news BEFORE it even happens.

EnchantéDeMort's avatar

Fucking genius. Amazing work.

Marie Moneysmith's avatar

Brilliant, I love that you are able to report from the future! No doubt this is why you are one of our leading journalists. As we mourn, we can find comfort in knowing that she'll be laid to rest next to her dear 'friend' Ivana (those "cemetery on your golf course" tax credits add up, people!). Well done!!

fav24's avatar

Could bury her on the back 9 with the rest of the playthings buried there.

As a tribute, I mean, the cannibal laid to rest with the bones of the murdered.

So fitting.

Lisa's avatar

Hear, hear. ❤️

Frank Macskasy's avatar

To be blunt, I'm suprised she's still alive.

Any day I expected to wake up to news reports that Ms Maxwell had (a) "committed suicide", (b) suffered a "medical event", or (c) had an "accident" (a-la falling out a window, Russian-style).

I suspect the only reason she's stil alive is that she's agreed to keep quiet about Epstein's associates and a second mysterious death would be just too much for the public to swallow.

Lisa's avatar

I'm sure she, and Israel, took a lot of precautions.

She's the only "prisoner" ever to have had a 20-yr sentence for child-trafficking & rape, turn into puppy play-dates, in a minimum security, white-collar, holiday-camp, where her "guards" complain about being treated like her servants.

She has leverage, beyond her ability to testify.

Spunty's avatar

Or she has all the juicy stuff stashed away with orders to flood the world with it should anything untoward happen to her.

Nish Mukerjee's avatar

Hilarious 😂 you are truly gifted, Laura. Your SOH knows no bounds.

Doc Malady's avatar

Satire of of the fiercest variant 👏👏👏

Sarina Zoe's avatar

‘At least she’s with Jeffrey now in Tel Aviv’ Bahahahhaa

Cameron Douglas Brown's avatar

You never disappoint!!

Amaterasu Solar's avatar

I will be patiently awaiting the morrow to have the "news" confirm! LOL!