That Prince Andrew quote, 'At least she’s with Jeffrey now in Tel Aviv'—is brutal. 💀
The accuracy of this satire hurts. It really does feel like we are all just watching a scripted play where the ending was written years ago, doesn't it?
Fabulous! I did learn one thing, though...to not read Laura if I have anything in my mouth. (Did you know you can pass diced carrots through your nose?)
Brilliant, I love that you are able to report from the future! No doubt this is why you are one of our leading journalists. As we mourn, we can find comfort in knowing that she'll be laid to rest next to her dear 'friend' Ivana (those "cemetery on your golf course" tax credits add up, people!). Well done!!
Any day I expected to wake up to news reports that Ms Maxwell had (a) "committed suicide", (b) suffered a "medical event", or (c) had an "accident" (a-la falling out a window, Russian-style).
I suspect the only reason she's stil alive is that she's agreed to keep quiet about Epstein's associates and a second mysterious death would be just too much for the public to swallow.
I'm sure she, and Israel, took a lot of precautions.
She's the only "prisoner" ever to have had a 20-yr sentence for child-trafficking & rape, turn into puppy play-dates, in a minimum security, white-collar, holiday-camp, where her "guards" complain about being treated like her servants.
Excellent, @Laura! Perhaps we can see about having her declared a saint! Meanwhile, I shall prepare to mourn her untimely (??) demise.
Great piece. Satire is the best medicine. (It was satire, wasn't it ???)
I didn't see it was Laura at first and had a moment there
I love those glitches.
That Prince Andrew quote, 'At least she’s with Jeffrey now in Tel Aviv'—is brutal. 💀
The accuracy of this satire hurts. It really does feel like we are all just watching a scripted play where the ending was written years ago, doesn't it?
Yes!!! Couldn't agree more.
Please accept my future condolences 🤔🙄
Fabulous! I did learn one thing, though...to not read Laura if I have anything in my mouth. (Did you know you can pass diced carrots through your nose?)
😂 hope you’re alright?
You are outdoing yourself. This is an excellent tribute to Ghislaine.
Heartbreaking....a state funeral in I$ra€£ I assume?
I'll wear my black jocks.
Now that’s what I call good investigative journalism, Laura gets the news BEFORE it even happens.
Fucking genius. Amazing work.
Brilliant, I love that you are able to report from the future! No doubt this is why you are one of our leading journalists. As we mourn, we can find comfort in knowing that she'll be laid to rest next to her dear 'friend' Ivana (those "cemetery on your golf course" tax credits add up, people!). Well done!!
Could bury her on the back 9 with the rest of the playthings buried there.
As a tribute, I mean, the cannibal laid to rest with the bones of the murdered.
So fitting.
Hear, hear. ❤️
To be blunt, I'm suprised she's still alive.
Any day I expected to wake up to news reports that Ms Maxwell had (a) "committed suicide", (b) suffered a "medical event", or (c) had an "accident" (a-la falling out a window, Russian-style).
I suspect the only reason she's stil alive is that she's agreed to keep quiet about Epstein's associates and a second mysterious death would be just too much for the public to swallow.
I'm sure she, and Israel, took a lot of precautions.
She's the only "prisoner" ever to have had a 20-yr sentence for child-trafficking & rape, turn into puppy play-dates, in a minimum security, white-collar, holiday-camp, where her "guards" complain about being treated like her servants.
She has leverage, beyond her ability to testify.
Or she has all the juicy stuff stashed away with orders to flood the world with it should anything untoward happen to her.
Hilarious 😂 you are truly gifted, Laura. Your SOH knows no bounds.
Satire of of the fiercest variant 👏👏👏
‘At least she’s with Jeffrey now in Tel Aviv’ Bahahahhaa
You never disappoint!!
I will be patiently awaiting the morrow to have the "news" confirm! LOL!