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Lenny Cavallaro's avatar

Excellent, @Laura! Perhaps we can see about having her declared a saint! Meanwhile, I shall prepare to mourn her untimely (??) demise.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

St. Ghislaine... Patron saint of people who "love" children?

Redacted Report's avatar

We should collectively buy an island and name it after her.. in her honor.

jonny jon's avatar

Please accept my future condolences 🤔🙄

W.F.Miloglav's avatar

Great piece. Satire is the best medicine. (It was satire, wasn't it ???)

Rachel Baldes's avatar

I didn't see it was Laura at first and had a moment there

Wiremu Harpuka's avatar

I love those glitches.

Melissa's avatar

We'll know tomorrow

Lou Cassivi's avatar

Fabulous! I did learn one thing, though...to not read Laura if I have anything in my mouth. (Did you know you can pass diced carrots through your nose?)

Karen's avatar

😂 hope you’re alright?

Baz's avatar

Now that’s what I call good investigative journalism, Laura gets the news BEFORE it even happens.

Dx's avatar

I think it's called minor-ity reporting.

Susan T's avatar

You are outdoing yourself. This is an excellent tribute to Ghislaine.

damien flinter's avatar

Heartbreaking....a state funeral in I$ra€£ I assume?

I'll wear my black jocks.

Sooz Hall's avatar

Ooohh, Sweetie! I love how you spell‼️❣️💕

Marie Moneysmith's avatar

Brilliant, I love that you are able to report from the future! No doubt this is why you are one of our leading journalists. As we mourn, we can find comfort in knowing that she'll be laid to rest next to her dear 'friend' Ivana (those "cemetery on your golf course" tax credits add up, people!). Well done!!

fav24's avatar

Could bury her on the back 9 with the rest of the playthings buried there.

As a tribute, I mean, the cannibal laid to rest with the bones of the murdered.

So fitting.

Lisa's avatar

Hear, hear. ❤️

EnchantéDeMort's avatar

Fucking genius. Amazing work.

Nish Mukerjee's avatar

Hilarious 😂 you are truly gifted, Laura. Your SOH knows no bounds.

Frank Macskasy's avatar

To be blunt, I'm suprised she's still alive.

Any day I expected to wake up to news reports that Ms Maxwell had (a) "committed suicide", (b) suffered a "medical event", or (c) had an "accident" (a-la falling out a window, Russian-style).

I suspect the only reason she's stil alive is that she's agreed to keep quiet about Epstein's associates and a second mysterious death would be just too much for the public to swallow.

Lisa's avatar

I'm sure she, and Israel, took a lot of precautions.

She's the only "prisoner" ever to have had a 20-yr sentence for child-trafficking & rape, turn into puppy play-dates, in a minimum security, white-collar, holiday-camp, where her "guards" complain about being treated like her servants.

She has leverage, beyond her ability to testify.

Spunty's avatar

Or she has all the juicy stuff stashed away with orders to flood the world with it should anything untoward happen to her.

Margaret Altink's avatar

NAW, that accident is for Andrew Mountbatten.....just as it was for Diana! Miss her!

Sarina Zoe's avatar

‘At least she’s with Jeffrey now in Tel Aviv’ Bahahahhaa

Doc Malady's avatar

Satire of of the fiercest variant 👏👏👏

Diana Hembree's avatar

One new development is that the wealthy Alexander brothers of New York, now on trial for decades of alleged sexual abuse and sex trafficking of women, are named in a document removed from the Epstein files the day it was posted (but saved and reposted by MeidasTouch). Specifically, an alleged victim accused them of raping young teen girls at Epstein's home in New York. https://mindsitenews.org/2026/02/03/trump-administration-continues-to-fail-epstein-victims/

Martin's avatar

Ghislaine has never been in prison but, thank

"goodness", lives quite comfortably and happily with her man, both after

brilliant facial reconstruction surgery, in Tel Aviv. Shame about those "suicides" though.