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UK's homeless minister makes four people homeless so she can pocket an extra £700 in rent

Laura
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Normal Island News
Aug 07, 2025
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The UK's homeless minister, Rushanara Ali, has been hard at work, making her tenants homeless so she can earn passive income. It seems she misunderstood her job role and took the title of Homeless Minister quite literally. To be fair, this was an easy mistake to make. Sir Keir Starmer took his job title of Massive Lying Prick quite literally too!

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