US conquers Greenland and quickly changes mind after realising it's cold and there's nothing there

Jan 07, 2026

∙ Paid

For a while now, Trump has been talking of capturing a place he hadn’t heard of until last year: that place is Greenland. Trump was shown a really big island on the map in North America and thought he should have it. Only problem was he had no idea what he was going to do with it. It’s kind’a like when that Despicable Me villain stole the moon.