World's apartheid state takes gold in the Massacring Innocent Civilians event

And shatters the world record at Playing the Innocent Victim

It has been an exciting day at the Olympics with huge successes for the world’s apartheid state, taking its first gold medal and achieving a staggering world record.

Early in the day, Israel took gold in the Massacring Innocent Civilians event by obliterating a queue of people waiting for food and bombing a school. As one of only three nations that enter…