Normal Island News
Normal Island News
A reading of "Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now"
6
14
1×
0:00
Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -4:36
-4:36

A reading of "Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now"

This is what self-preservation looks like...
Laura
and
Normal Island News
Jan 08, 2025
6
14
Share
Transcript

Here is a reading of my latest article for those who are too lazy to read and would rather listen to me rambling x

Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now

Laura and Normal Island News
·
Jan 8
Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now

Mark Zuckerberg has pretended to declare War on Censorship to stop the incoming President Trump from kicking him in the bollocks. Zuckerberg, or Zuck as he prefers to be called, surprised many with the revelation that he has bollocks because he is often mistaken for Data from Star Trek. Some even assumed he is one of those AI profiles that Meta is deter…

Read full story

Discussion about this podcast

Normal Island News
Normal Island News
The UK's second most reliable news source after Gbeebies.
Parody/satire x
Listen on
Substack App
Spotify
YouTube
RSS Feed
Appears in episode
Laura
Normal Island News
Recent Episodes
A reading of "British man could face five years in prison for practising journalism"
 • Laura and Normal Island News
A reading of "Elon Musk wants Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to run the UK"
 • Laura and Normal Island News
A reading of "Israel is pretending Palestinian hospital director is Hamas to justify kidnapping and torturing him"
 • Laura and Normal Island News
A reading of "Apparently, the BBC has a guy whose job it is to cover for Israel"
 • Laura and Normal Island News
Reading of "Media deeply confused after discovering Germany terror suspect is a Zionist"
 • Laura and Normal Island News
A reading of "Luigi Mangione could face death penalty for killing member of wrong demographic"
 • Laura and Normal Island News
Reading of "Prince Andrew has done something even worse than being a nonce"
 • Laura and Normal Island News