Normal Island NewsA reading of "President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable"1214281×0:00Current time: 0:00 / Total time: -4:09-4:09Audio playback is not supported on your browser. Please upgrade.A reading of "President Trump promises to do one of the most evil things imaginable"This is such a massive relief...Normal Island NewsMar 07, 2025121428ShareTranscriptHere is a reading of my latest article for those who are too lazy to read and would rather listen to me rambling xBuy me a coffeeDiscussion about this episodeCommentsRestacksNormal Island NewsThe UK's second most reliable news source after Gbeebies. Parody/satire xThe UK's second most reliable news source after Gbeebies. Parody/satire xSubscribeListen onSubstack AppSpotifyYouTubeRSS FeedAppears in episodeNormal Island NewsRecent EpisodesA reading of "Government announces major plan for reduction in disabled people"Mar 12, 2025 • Normal Island NewsA reading of "World War III is going to be brilliant actually"Mar 4, 2025 • Normal Island NewsA reading of "UK has kindly decided not to accept the refugees it helped to create"Feb 14, 2025 • Normal Island NewsA reading of "Huge pay rises coming for the most deserving workers in the country: politicians"Feb 12, 2025 • Normal Island NewsA reading of "Mark Zuckerberg is pretending that he is opposed to censorship now"Jan 8, 2025 • Normal Island NewsA reading of "British man could face five years in prison for practising journalism"Jan 4, 2025 • Normal Island NewsA reading of "Elon Musk wants Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson to run the UK"Jan 3, 2025 • Normal Island News