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Slightly Lucid's avatar

Dude, how are you still brilliant with a brand new infant in the house? You are my hero!

Normal Island News's avatar

I got the baby to write this one for me. I was in bed x

G S's avatar

Your baby is so brilliant!

Sqn Ldr Redfox "Tally ho"'s avatar

Trained by the best 👍 (or should that be 'by the breast'?!! 🤭

susan cartwright's avatar

She has the BEST take on everything! I look at the BS going on and get angry. Laura sees the humour in everything, and while doing so, writes stuff that makes me see what happed more clearly.

Clare Clifford's avatar

Ah well, the thing is that lack of sleep really does sharpen a sense of priorities. And awareness of danger ..

Paulo Kirk's avatar

Ahh, the InBred UnUnited Queendom, it's in the blood:

In 1937, Winston told the Palestine Royal Commission, external: "I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."

A complete madhouse, the royal fuck ups and their fucked up followers.

https://paulokirk.substack.com/p/oh-those-alphabet-agencies-supposedly

Sooz Hall's avatar

A race vastly more capable of killing greater numbers of them than they’d thought possible. This race is now terrified that some of the people who weren’t killed might now be somewhat aggravated and wish to seek revenge. In point of fact, most would accept decent housing, wages that would support a family, and education in lieu of retribution. Respect is further down the list.

Paul Haeder's avatar

And so the other peoples of the world have to accept whatever that Anglo Saxon Franco Iberian pestilence doles out? This is the issue. EuroTrashLandians and Klanadians and InBred Queendomers of the anti melonin variety are mostly insane and neurotic and now lobotomized by the Talmudists and Jewish Firsters who have their Samson and Hannibal and Gideon Directives on top of their Sodom and Gormora psychopathy to run chills through Goyim-Gentile's slushy backbones.

Raymond Kalberg's avatar

The cornerstone of the Israeli state.

Paul Fericano's YUNews Service's avatar

"I did not have sexual relations with that dwarf. Tommy Robinson. It's true we met in a public toilet. But since when does that constitute a crime of passion? From what I know about the laws of consent in this country, staring at each other's private part doesn't preclude intelligence on my part or hers. Wait a minute. He's a woman, right?"

--Nigel Farage-Door Opener, "Hi. Anybody Sitting Here?"

Alison Jenkins's avatar

You forgot to mention the 18 yo who was arrested fighting for his country at Manvers. He told the police he was a child & not responsible then cried for his mummy in court.

Has anyone reported on the condition of the dog that bit the fella near his jewels? Has it had its tetanus shot & preventative antibiotics?

Hetty in Scotchland ;-)'s avatar

Well with ALL the 'UK' and world media and world bloggers ;-/ and all and sundry portraying these violent thugs rioting in ENGLAND as 'UK' wide, and 'across the UK'... it looks like Scotland is no longer in the 'UK', phew thanks soooo much people!..We still love you, the ones not rioting anyways, we are just happy to have been set loose and able to stand on our own two feet at last! YES!

Btw the are murmurs some English fascist thugs are planning to invade Scotland the weegies, ie city of Glasgae, on Sept 7th to er riot...hmm let's see shall we.

Good luck England. Lov Scotland. X

Ps as a note, there are ENGLISH drugs gangs invading/operating in Scotland, 'cuckooing' vulnerable peoples' houses etc in our towns and cities, sadly we can't close the border, yet. :-(

Dx's avatar

No doubt they'll all be welcomed with a Glasgow Kiss.

Kathlyn's avatar

Doubtless they’ll send the Wetherspoons Heavy Infantry 🙄

Jazzme's avatar

If the Brits went head to head with the USA as to which society was more f'd up.....it's would be a draw

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Sooz Hall's avatar

Well, you he Brits have been doing it longer, but we have such **enthusiasm** for the project…

DILLIGAF?IDO's avatar

Over the time of Conservative rule there has been a distinct down turn in tea drinking in the UK, particuluarly among younger generations, culminating in the 'Great Tea Shortage' of 2024. I'm just putting it out there, if you want a sane society, drink more tea (and don't throw it in the river, either!) ;o)

Diana van Eyk's avatar

Based on the mainstream media and political representatives that cheerlead this kind of garbage, we know which class supports the fascists who are blaming immigrants for their problems. And it's the class that benefits from austerity, which isn't the working class.

𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓦𝓸𝓵𝓯𝓮's avatar

And those people think they're the superior race🤣😂🤣 Where the fuck did they get that idea🤔

Sooz Hall's avatar

Silly, they all told each other so, and did it so often that now they believe it. And because they believe it, it’s easy for them to force others to believe it.

bevin's avatar

Good work. Congratulations on your new child.

The "Far Right" are our old friends the cheerleaders for imperialism and ruling class arrogance. The nonsense that "They care about their country" is demonstarated to be false by their complete indifference to the interests of the great majority of their countrymen who are victims of the Establishment that they revere and drool over.

What is difficult to ascertain is precisely which foreign power they serve more enthusiastically, Israel, the United States or the Germany that was defeated eighty years ago.

RakB's avatar

"Piss down their leg when they’re stumbling out of Wetherspoons" 🤣🤣 this type of analysis is what I've missed 😅

Lidija P Nagulov's avatar

Ok but Making Fascism Respectable literally is the new thing. I know in the US the new ultra-right groups are carefully instructing new members to not say or do or wear anything that would associate them with the primitive scruffy proto-racists like David Duke etc. They want zero affiliation with the previously branded, so they can feign respectability, and frankly it seems to be…. working? Definitely a thing to look out for.

Mara's avatar

Tommy Robinson and his band of merry men have a right to defend themselves.

Those foreigners are basically Hamas you know.

Edna Welthorpe's avatar

Welcome back mumsy

Fabulous piece as always.

Don't forget to break out the junior fags and beer as soon as your weaning scratch card of milk x

Ken Johnston's avatar

We have stopped the violence by peacefully meeting the rioters with greater numbers than they throughout the country. We have eloquently stated in action who we are and that the racists do not represent us. Feel good about our people and my country for the first time for a long time.

Rebel Nun's avatar

I’m proud of you all. Unfortunately but predictably, the media is not representing you, the good guys, accurately.

janoskar.hansen@gmail.com's avatar

Originally I thought the riot was about the working class that had enough of being powerless until

I saw them in action, they were a headless, drunken mob, unlike the miners when they protested

I wrote something on Facebook about understanding the fury, but soon realized this was naked racism and had nothing to do with my romantic working-class ideas

I lived for seven years in Ellesmere Port, and never did I met anyone like these racists I saw

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Rebel Nun's avatar

So true. It makes them easy to manipulate.

Tim Thornton's avatar

The surest way to work up a crusade in favor of some good cause is to promise people they will have a chance of maltreating someone. To be able to destroy with good conscience, to be able to behave badly and call your bad behavior 'righteous indignation' — this is the height of psychological luxury, the most delicious of moral treats. ~Aldous Huxley