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Americans furious as Catholic church appoints pope who believes in Christianity

This is not what Catholicism is supposed to be about

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May 09, 2025
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Obviously, you’re as devastated as me that Donald Trump did not become the pope, but I can confirm he rejected the role because he is a very busy man. Everyone knows Trump could be pope as easily as I could be the virgin Mary, but golf is much more important than pope stuff.

When Trump turned down the role, Americans were praying the Catholic church woul…

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