Americans furious as Catholic church appoints pope who believes in Christianity

This is not what Catholicism is supposed to be about

Obviously, you’re as devastated as me that Donald Trump did not become the pope, but I can confirm he rejected the role because he is a very busy man. Everyone knows Trump could be pope as easily as I could be the virgin Mary, but golf is much more important than pope stuff.

When Trump turned down the role, Americans were praying the Catholic church woul…