Excellent satire, as always! Right wing Americans are members of the Church of the "Free" market. They certainly don't want some brown Middle Eastern dude spoiling it all with his teachings about feeding people and loving your neighbour.
That peskie Palestinian refugee freedom-fighter: turning over the money-lenders' tables, handing out free healthcare, catering at weddings, inciting empathy... Jesus H Christ!
If Jesus descended to Earth today, they'd lock him up for being a Commie, pinko, fag-loving, do-gooer, illegal alien bastard, before deporting him. So there!
There was, sorry to sound judgmental, but a mouthy little Rabbi with anger issues, who said:
“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to.
Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make them twice as much a child of hell as you are.”
The original Jesus was literally a communist leading an anti-class, anti-empire movement. Converts had to give their wealth away to join the--wait for it--"commune", to enter into "communion". Modern Jesus is more descendant from the Roman empire's reinvention of Christianity as a national, imperial religion.
Jesus sees a black man weeping outside a Church door.
'What aileth' he asks
'They won't let me in'
'I wouldn't worry. They have not let ME in for decades. Now I prefer to stay outside. Come'
It is good go with Jesus!
Current day Christians are the stupidest people in the history of mankind.
https://substack.com/@0gsensei/note/c-115918813?r=5c0oec&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Trump could be the Poop. I think it's similar bit more suitable for him.
But the poop is the shit and the shit rules. Trump can just stay as what his name is already: 🍑💨
Christians are brainwashed insanely stupid.
https://substack.com/@0gsensei/note/c-115924220?r=5c0oec&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Excellent satire, as always! Right wing Americans are members of the Church of the "Free" market. They certainly don't want some brown Middle Eastern dude spoiling it all with his teachings about feeding people and loving your neighbour.
That peskie Palestinian refugee freedom-fighter: turning over the money-lenders' tables, handing out free healthcare, catering at weddings, inciting empathy... Jesus H Christ!
https://www.courageouslion.us/p/a-blue-eyed-baby-boy-in-a-manger
These documents are fiction from the fifth century or later. They were debunked centuries ago. They’re also pure racism.
If Jesus descended to Earth today, they'd lock him up for being a Commie, pinko, fag-loving, do-gooer, illegal alien bastard, before deporting him. So there!
And murder him as a Palestinian terrorist, like before.
There will never be a group of people more stupid than Christians.
https://youtube.com/shorts/yLz7om5qp0M?si=4Mb4XEV76fD1RKyX
They would have to make up all those charges. Well, I guess that's the point.
And hasn’t Christ been demoted by MAGA for being too woke.
Replaced by Trump.
As pope, Trump would make a Borgia blush
Is he good news for Palestine or too close to the US position?
That is the foremost question in my mind.
He should be excellent news for Palestine. He was Francis’ protege.
I wonder about his stance on Palestine too. Is he calling the last remaining church in Gaza every night like Francis did? That would be a good sign.
There was, sorry to sound judgmental, but a mouthy little Rabbi with anger issues, who said:
“Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to.
Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make them twice as much a child of hell as you are.”
Fortunately, Homeland Security got him.
PS: That would mean Catholics can call JD Vance “Child of Hell II”
👏👏👏🙏
Rabbi? He was a carpenter. And he was against the "rabbi's" of the day. Oh wait, more satire. I get it. I think.
In the Gospels, His followers address Him as “Rabbi”.
Laura, you will always be the Virgin Mary to me. Love to the little Messiah ❤️
Wow! An outstanding, well written essay, and an engaging article about the Pope, Trump, and Catholicism. Great piece of writing.
Ooof! A biting article. Very good. I love the irony of this whole true story. It’s good to have a bit of divine intervention in the midst of it all
There’s unfortunately quite a bit of truth in what you say.
Love this post and restacked it with a note. Thanks for the laugh!
Excellent sarcasm! We need more like Pope Francis, and I think there is a perfect example in the new one...
The original Jesus was literally a communist leading an anti-class, anti-empire movement. Converts had to give their wealth away to join the--wait for it--"commune", to enter into "communion". Modern Jesus is more descendant from the Roman empire's reinvention of Christianity as a national, imperial religion.
No wonder America loves Jesus. Wasn’t Christianity invented to boost the economy in December?