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Lisa's avatar

Fuck Israel.

And all of its accomplices.

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Frank Sailor's avatar

As a male, I would not even f*** this kind of - you know ;-) one needs to maintain certain standards

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Sofia Steinhagen's avatar

My thought, feeling exactly. Fuck'em

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Randje's avatar

Better use protection

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Panjandrum's avatar

"An Israeli woman, who was born with a condition known as "lack of self-awareness", cried the house she had just bought was destroyed." =====>

Long time israel watchers weighed in on this chronic condition, saying corroborating symptoms included feelings of inherited but exclusive generational victimhood repeated ad-infinitum always out-of-context, combined with a puzzling absence of cognitive dissonance. As of going to press, Iranian do-gooders were trying out something curative - droning on and on about their limited success. Fingers were crossed.

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Steve's avatar

Laura. You are a genius with words. I salute you! ✊

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Russ Paladino's avatar

Can you imagine what the world would be like if these evil fuckers who run the world would just leave everyone alone? It’s really hard because we’ve been watching this tragedy play out for decades, over and over again with the same shitty ending. Everything gets worse for the masses, and the military industrial complex orgies on the blood. Thanks for laying it out there like you do.

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Jo Waller's avatar

Trump is fully behind the war against Iran no need to worry about his feet. True, Israel is fucked in the same way that the US fucked Ukraine using their lives as a battering ram, but the US is completely happy and behind (from hundreds of miles away) wars against both Iran and Russia.

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Penelope Prill's avatar

EXACTLY. Wait till the Israelis realize they have been played by the Empire just like Ukrainians. The Israelis had a much longer run and fee college and healthcare, though. If I were Ukrainian, I would be furious!!

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Israeli Molecular Biologists at the Weizmann Institute were accelerating their already furious work aimed at uncovering evidence for the Master Gene, but those newly found predisposing alleles for extreme sociopathology keep popping up in the gels instead.

BioPropagandists are fabricating explanations as I write this.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

The godchildren of Hitler - same project, higher tech.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

add: more experience, less qualms about anything ...

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Penelope Prill's avatar

PERFECT POST

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THE END OF THE WORLD SHOW's avatar

Greece doesn't have an extradition treaty with the Hague?

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David Latin's avatar

i am sure 🇮🇱🇺🇸 would bomb the Hague!

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JennyStokes's avatar

BE aware every Country inn the World! Anyone holding PEACE talks with the USA it is a scam.

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Dezza's avatar

And remember kids, it's antisemitic to... well to do anything really these days, innit.

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Tony Jackson's avatar

I personally prefer tea myself, but I wonder how many people woke up to the smell of coffee today?

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Nicky Solomon's avatar

Hopefully the entirety of the ageing villagers in my village who have been silent on Gaza but tie the Ukrainian flag to their gateposts . It has been a lonely and very painful 19 months .

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Frank Sailor's avatar

times are changing, just painfully slowly

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Tony Jackson's avatar

Well, my ageing neighbours have nothing but contempt for what are (and I quote) "horrible arabs, they deserve everything they get."

Respect the elderly?

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Rod Dawson's avatar

Remember 1967, when Israel launched one of its preemptive land grabs, and all the west rose up in worshipful adoration? Old people certainly do. The idea of Israel as a plucky little victim, rather than a neighbour from hell, was so vigorously promoted that there are many who still find it difficult to dislodge the idea today. You can't teach old dogs new tricks, especially if the new trick is realising you've supported racism and bullying most of your life. Far better to cling to an old idea than to realise you're despicable.

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Yep. It’s the Biden generation. They’re still in power in the US Congress and the courts, but dying out quickly. There IS some hope with young people today.

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Toma's avatar

100% correct. I prefer the Reagan generation which Biden was part of. The younger generations have no chances with what they have been left to deal with unfortunately. A soon to be dead planet. And no, it's not everyone in that generation - it's a statistic. Not every German supported Hitler but we see where that led. Reaganomics led us to this point. All one needs to do is look at the wealth disparity between the boomers and the newly defined "Jones generation". It's the economic system instituted by the elite and Reaganomics. Better called "the entitled generation" rather than "boomers".

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jill chambers's avatar

you need input from all generations, not just the 'young people today' you speak so hopefully about.

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jill chambers's avatar

'old people certainly do'

thanks a bundle. haven't you seen the old people marching against israel ? you're presenting yourself as totally blinkered.

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jill chambers's avatar

it's offensive to lump all old people in the same cart ! i'm 86 and all my life i've stood for oppressed people, and most of the friends i have are the same. the only person i had an outright problem with was a middle-aged man who i had considered to be a good friend. not any more. there are idiots in all age groups.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

Brainwashing for more than six decades shows weird results and it turns out it's proportionally linked to shutting-off one's own brain-cells ...

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Jo Waller's avatar

Do you think they'll be able to make genocidal Israel into the new victims, like Ukraine, that needs protecting from Iran or Russai? Maybe they could also pretend to get cold feet and get the UK and EU to take over the proxy war (using US intelligence, arms and orders) to avoid the retribution?

Are we going to have Israeli flags instead of Ukraine ones? The mind boggles.

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Rob Coe's avatar

"Are WE going to have Israeli flags instead of Ukraine ones?". No, absolutely not!

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Rebel Nun's avatar

Here in the US, there are Israeli flags everywhere. And Ukraine ones. But there are also Palestinian flags and Peace flags. Brave people exist.

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Jo Waller's avatar

In the UK the Ukraine flags have gone and we only see Israeli ones at the small marches in London, dwarfed by the ones with people wearing kefirs.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

No prospects to move into another, more human village ??? ... 🤔🤔🤔

Good luck !!!

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Andy Naish's avatar

So if he has genuinely buggered off to Greece, could that be a sign that he can no longer shore up his precarious Prime Minister-ship? We can but hope.

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Philippa Rees's avatar

What did Greece do to deserve that? Perhaps they'll realise he is a brilliant bargaining chip for the return of the Elgin Marbles?

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Spunty's avatar

Perhaps they'll realise they're harbouring a wanted war criminal.

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Jane D's avatar

Good idea!! 👍

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Frank Sailor's avatar

I think mental institutions are underrated, especially the closed ones since we got more patients than ever, a few names come to mind probably - could we not find a spot, like the US for example and put them all there together?

I mean no one really would notice a difference and they're already building walls and fences - just a thought ;-)

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Adeel Mirza's avatar

i think ISA (Israel States of America) is already full of them. That's why they are trying to get Greenland...

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Nou's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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SMoⷬKiⷡNG_VOLcͣANO's avatar

How to divert attention from the Genocide in Gaza...

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Steve Hemingway's avatar

Seriously, I think the leading players in these various limited military operations deserve Nobel Peace Prizes. It's a disgrace that Tony Blair and Jared Krusher haven't yet received theirs, given how successful that their efforts to make the region a haven of peace and stability have been.

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Rosemary Van Dongen's avatar

Nail hit square on! Thank you for making me laugh. It's a nice break from screaming at all the evil bastards destroying the planet. (And crying for those of us who are armed only with sharpened mangoes)!

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misterkel's avatar

Great post!

File under 'best of'

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