In an extraordinary attack on political satire, Helen McCaw, a senior analyst at the UK’s central bank, has advised we make contingencies for confirmation of the existence of alien life.
Dear aliens, please hurry up and collapse the banking system and maybe replace it with a better, nicer economy so that people don’t need to be fighting each other all the time, thanks 🖖🏼
Offer free energy so We don't have to fight to get it out, thereby obsoleting the point of accounting for Our energy added into a system (the foundational function of "money")?
This is just insane! Or is it? Having dug up some of the original reports, it seems McCraw's angle is not that she thinks aliens might exist, but that if the US makes an announcement it might unsettle market confidence - not an irrational stance. So where might this announcement come from? NASA? A top university? Nah, likely the White House. I smell a very large rat with BO. We know Trump likes to create distractions, and generally manipulate everyone, but would he really go this far? I wouldn't bet against it. He'll probably claim another peace prize for stopping a war with the aliens. 🙄
No point identifying them one at a time! Have you not heard? Our entire ruling class (including the ruling Royals) are Reptilian, blood-drinking, scaly aliens. (It explains EVERYTHING!) You have not been studying your Icke or Stephen Greer (see Disclosure Project). The Banks are SO behind! I suspect the aliens will embrace a fellow satirist when they make their presence known. Not sure they have mastered laughing
As someone who doesn't read state-corporate media I sometimes find I have go and check with them to find out what you're satirising and this article is one of those times. Don't worry Laura, your version is much better, the others really aren't worth the time, you won't be out of business anytime soon!
Thank you. Now I can better understand Mr. Graham’s very peculiar behavior with DJT aboard Air Force 1 soon after the Venezuela heist: he seemed so overwhelmingly happy, ecstatic! Was it the unlimited alcohol that goes with first-class flight? (There, of course, is presumably no Coach service on Air Force 1: all drinks and snacks should be free, one might think?)
The aliens just came to enjoy the show. Satirists are redundant. Earth is now a top rated show for our extraterrestrial fans. It's entertaining to see a reality show so poorly written. The question is, will there be a cliffhanger, or will they just self destruct in the end.
Nigel Farage is much like his home planet Saturn, a gaseous body with his ring exposed.
Hahaha ……..Brilliant, I actually laughed ……😆😂😆
Looks like a Prick, talks like a Prick, he IS a Prick ……..!!
Greetings from Hamburg
your Anthony
Oh, I thought he was a satellite orbiting that huge Orange mass.
Nice one!
I always wondered how AIPAC has a bottomless pit of bribery funds, selling alien tech makes sense.
I knew it. Satire is dead. Keep reporting Laura.
Dear aliens, please hurry up and collapse the banking system and maybe replace it with a better, nicer economy so that people don’t need to be fighting each other all the time, thanks 🖖🏼
Offer free energy so We don't have to fight to get it out, thereby obsoleting the point of accounting for Our energy added into a system (the foundational function of "money")?
Why Money is Not in Your Best Interest (article): https://amaterasusolar.substack.com/p/why-money-is-not-in-your-best-interest
This is just insane! Or is it? Having dug up some of the original reports, it seems McCraw's angle is not that she thinks aliens might exist, but that if the US makes an announcement it might unsettle market confidence - not an irrational stance. So where might this announcement come from? NASA? A top university? Nah, likely the White House. I smell a very large rat with BO. We know Trump likes to create distractions, and generally manipulate everyone, but would he really go this far? I wouldn't bet against it. He'll probably claim another peace prize for stopping a war with the aliens. 🙄
They’ll have “intelligence greater than any government?” My cat has that. Guess my cat is an alien.
Our cats are aliens.
No point identifying them one at a time! Have you not heard? Our entire ruling class (including the ruling Royals) are Reptilian, blood-drinking, scaly aliens. (It explains EVERYTHING!) You have not been studying your Icke or Stephen Greer (see Disclosure Project). The Banks are SO behind! I suspect the aliens will embrace a fellow satirist when they make their presence known. Not sure they have mastered laughing
The “conspiracy theory” bingo card is complete!
I was going to say this is just surreal satire - but it's absolutely true. The world is batshit crazy. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/aliens-financial-crisis-bank-england-helen-mccaw-b2902690.html
As someone who doesn't read state-corporate media I sometimes find I have go and check with them to find out what you're satirising and this article is one of those times. Don't worry Laura, your version is much better, the others really aren't worth the time, you won't be out of business anytime soon!
Problematically, they're all Klingons: not a single bloody one of 'em will just go away.
Here's one more suspected alien: Rupert Murdoch!
Thank you. Now I can better understand Mr. Graham’s very peculiar behavior with DJT aboard Air Force 1 soon after the Venezuela heist: he seemed so overwhelmingly happy, ecstatic! Was it the unlimited alcohol that goes with first-class flight? (There, of course, is presumably no Coach service on Air Force 1: all drinks and snacks should be free, one might think?)
No, it’s an alien thing. Thanks for clarifying.
I’m betting Trump charges for them and pockets the money, like he does with everyone and everything.
The aliens just came to enjoy the show. Satirists are redundant. Earth is now a top rated show for our extraterrestrial fans. It's entertaining to see a reality show so poorly written. The question is, will there be a cliffhanger, or will they just self destruct in the end.
Ok, you managed to satirise it, congratulations!
Laura - AIPAC lol!