Biden quits race after assassin fails to save his re-election campaign

This is a sad day for democracy

You will be shocked to hear America’s finest president since Donald Trump, Joe Biden, will not be standing for re-election. The only person who is sad about this news is Donald Trump who must now make an effort to win.

The bar was so low that Trump just had to avoid boasting about sexual assaults during the presidential race and he was a shoo-in. Now it…