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Blair's avatar

I see you have really upset people on the left and right. Well done. I read your articles because you are unabashedly you and do not care about what people think of you. Most people deeply care.

Slightly Lucid's avatar

And just for that, I gave her money :)

Claudia's avatar

Simply magnificent satire, even better than the other pieces!!! You’re brilliant, picturing how obscene the situation is in the USA. Dems and Repugnants are same s@t corrupted puppets all in the Aipac pockets. And Kamala an absolute incompetent and even more genocidal than the exiting one, plus married to a Zion bowing to IsraHell no matter what.

SerenityFern's avatar

I'm sorry folks didn't like this. It is hilarious! Esp the Melania bit at the end!

Luca Baptista's avatar

Telling the truth one joke at a time. A very difficult job, because reality is now indistinguishable from satire.

Lou Hart's avatar

Brilliant 🤩 as always

Mike Fish's avatar

I’m certainly relieved (blessed?) that I’m not one of the sour, stupid, sad sacks who didn’t/couldn’t get a loud, lovely laugh from your words, Laura.

When life gets me angry and depressed, I just go (return) to Normal Island News, and lift my spirits.

Thank you, sister.

I’m still laughing.

Penelope Prill's avatar

You definitely are gifted! I am green with envy. I loved every word.

lynn masako's avatar

brilliant

Andy Dean's avatar

Okay, on the basis of chuckles to pages ratio this article takes the lead in my personal monthly rating. A lesser writer could easily dilute it by three and still collect a fair share of praise.

susan cartwright's avatar

How do you get so much right? Even the "Call you a bad person" (if you don't vote for their candidate) comment is so perfect.

It would be fun to actually vote for someone I actually believe in for a change (rather than lesser of two evils). Your observation of the DNC looking for the worst possible candidate cracked me up!

I love how now we can all say "Trump is too old" at 78. Whoever runs for president as a dem will be much younger.

Jim Sanders's avatar

“It would be fun to actually vote for someone I actually believe in for a change (rather than lesser of two evils). “. When I read that line what popped into my consciousness was the title of a song DREAM ON.

Maggie JK's avatar

Oh she absolutely nailed that even before Kamala was endorsed they were already yelling that anyone who isn’t enthusiastic about this is racist and misogynistic.

And maybe I’m a misandrist, but I think I’m probably going to vote for her specifically because she’s a woman.

I was planning to vote for socialism because that’s the world I want to live in, and there was no way I was voting for genocide Joe specifically because of the Covid denial but also because of Gaza.

Now that they moved on to a candidate who can think a little better I might have to support them just so we don’t get Trump

Jo Waller's avatar

Genocide Joe and 'covid denial? What? I thought he just claimed to have 'covid' for the third time?

Kevin Donnellon's avatar

K Harris backed Biden all the way with his genocidal policies - she is just as bad.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

Voting for Harris is a vote for Trump. It's a vote for the uniparty and more genocide.

Check out Dr. Stein as a candidate. People, Planet and Peace. https://jillstein2024.com

DeeDee's avatar

She will

Beat his ass orange.

Erden Teoman's avatar

Just gets better and better. Love your journalism 🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌

William Bowles's avatar

Great title Laura! Irony reaches new depths.

Bonnie Greenberg's avatar

Well, just found you and now I have to follow you. Brilliant. Funny. Thanks for the laugh. I’m with her.

Jacky's avatar

Laura, what can I say? Absolutely fabulous! 🥂

Robert Heling's avatar

Biden will be remembered for the genocide he sponsored and helped to facilitate. This will be his legacy and it is up to the people with morals to remind the world every time, his name is mentioned in the future.

There are things I want to say about this man I can nor say and type out on this platform without getting banned. But no one can stop me from thinking about it...