F@CK StarVer is an assh0le and Sultana being removed was disgusting, considering the Speaker of the House, Lindsay Hoyle is an outright racist and Zionist...no surprise there!
I might sometimes feel a little sorry for politicians who, in their arrogance, think that lying, backstabbing and supporting racist genocidaire at the expense of their own people is going to make them popular, but Starmer's 'a proud Zionist' - so: nah.
Lovely stuff! Your thumbnail of the hapless Lindsey Hoyle was pitch perfect. I'm almost glad we have such an appalling pit of maggots running the country as it gives you such wonderful opportunties for your idiosyncratic brand of satire. Please keep going, for all our sanity.
The UK is being led but not by its hapless Prime Minister who merely acts as a sock puppet for the controlling Zionist mafia of which he is a dedicated member.
Good luck with weaving that chilling reality into your excellent satire.
Starmer's future as PM and Party Leader. Well, there's not that much longer to wait as to the direction Starmers future is heading. With the May Local Elections just around the corner, many voters will take the opportunity to mark their scorecard on how the ruling Labour party is doing at the Local Level, but more importantly, how "Look The Other Way Starmer" is doing and if he has wooed the Voting Public (or NOT) to give him lot's more time to "Bury" all the other Skeletons rattling away in his policy/decision making filing cabinet.
How do I foresee the results going for Starmer and the Labour Party? Well if not a "Bloodbath" on the night, then a "Severe Bloody Nose" requiring a prolonged stay in A&E. From his bed in A&E Starmer will stutter and splutter his way in front of the press and media, addressing a "bad night" for Labour, saying: "I Take FULL Responsibility" and then announce "And I will be staying on as PM, because, I still have so much to do and the country needs a strong and transparent leader". As for the disastrous Local Election results "Well ... I was unable to convince Labour voters and the public to Look The Other Way".
Give the man a break. He’s really not doing too badly given how our most important military ally is pulling the rug out from under our and everyone else’s feet. (Andy “PT” Burnham? Angela Raynor? We ain’t spoiled for choice).
The House of Commons - a place where calling someone a liar is somehow more offensive than actually lying
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Just for a moment I felt uplifted when I read your headline and missed the “not” in front of the resign. I must stop skim reading
You are so brilliantly hilarious--thank you!
I have not laughed so hard in the last month for any reason whatsoever. This is Killer.
Headline was perfect, but good lord, the UK genuinely needs actual leaders at some point, not these weird flavourless Trump-clone wannabees
It seems like the City of London oligarchy has an inexhaustible supply of BoJos of different colors and genders to shuffle for PM..
Putting more lipstick on a pig does not work anymore...
"made an apology to the victims of Epstein with all the enthusiasm of someone filing a late tax return"..brilliant description.
F@CK StarVer is an assh0le and Sultana being removed was disgusting, considering the Speaker of the House, Lindsay Hoyle is an outright racist and Zionist...no surprise there!
‘Who said you could be prime minister. You weren’t even boinked by a watery tart!
Whenever I'm feeling down, I'm going to remind myself to be grateful that I am not a British PM in your satirical sights.
Ah, the joys of living on this very normal island!
Starmer always appears to like he has not one brain in his head
I might sometimes feel a little sorry for politicians who, in their arrogance, think that lying, backstabbing and supporting racist genocidaire at the expense of their own people is going to make them popular, but Starmer's 'a proud Zionist' - so: nah.
Lovely stuff! Your thumbnail of the hapless Lindsey Hoyle was pitch perfect. I'm almost glad we have such an appalling pit of maggots running the country as it gives you such wonderful opportunties for your idiosyncratic brand of satire. Please keep going, for all our sanity.
The UK is being led but not by its hapless Prime Minister who merely acts as a sock puppet for the controlling Zionist mafia of which he is a dedicated member.
Good luck with weaving that chilling reality into your excellent satire.
Starmer's future as PM and Party Leader. Well, there's not that much longer to wait as to the direction Starmers future is heading. With the May Local Elections just around the corner, many voters will take the opportunity to mark their scorecard on how the ruling Labour party is doing at the Local Level, but more importantly, how "Look The Other Way Starmer" is doing and if he has wooed the Voting Public (or NOT) to give him lot's more time to "Bury" all the other Skeletons rattling away in his policy/decision making filing cabinet.
How do I foresee the results going for Starmer and the Labour Party? Well if not a "Bloodbath" on the night, then a "Severe Bloody Nose" requiring a prolonged stay in A&E. From his bed in A&E Starmer will stutter and splutter his way in front of the press and media, addressing a "bad night" for Labour, saying: "I Take FULL Responsibility" and then announce "And I will be staying on as PM, because, I still have so much to do and the country needs a strong and transparent leader". As for the disastrous Local Election results "Well ... I was unable to convince Labour voters and the public to Look The Other Way".
Restacked
Give the man a break. He’s really not doing too badly given how our most important military ally is pulling the rug out from under our and everyone else’s feet. (Andy “PT” Burnham? Angela Raynor? We ain’t spoiled for choice).