F@CK StarVer is an assh0le and Sultana being removed was disgusting, considering the Speaker of the House, Lindsay Hoyle is an outright racist and Zionist...no surprise there!
Lovely stuff! Your thumbnail of the hapless Lindsey Hoyle was pitch perfect. I'm almost glad we have such an appalling pit of maggots running the country as it gives you such wonderful opportunties for your idiosyncratic brand of satire. Please keep going, for all our sanity.
The UK is being led but not by its hapless Prime Minister who merely acts as a sock puppet for the controlling Zionist mafia of which he is a dedicated member.
Good luck with weaving that chilling reality into your excellent satire.
I might sometimes feel a little sorry for politicians who, in their arrogance, think that lying, backstabbing and supporting racist genocidaire at the expense of their own people is going to make them popular, but Starmer's 'a proud Zionist' - so: nah.
Starmer's future as PM and Party Leader. Well, there's not that much longer to wait as to the direction Starmers future is heading. With the May Local Elections just around the corner, many voters will take the opportunity to mark their scorecard on how the ruling Labour party is doing at the Local Level, but more importantly, how "Look The Other Way Starmer" is doing and if he has wooed the Voting Public (or NOT) to give him lot's more time to "Bury" all the other Skeletons rattling away in his policy/decision making filing cabinet.
How do I foresee the results going for Starmer and the Labour Party? Well if not a "Bloodbath" on the night, then a "Severe Bloody Nose" requiring a prolonged stay in A&E. From his bed in A&E Starmer will stutter and splutter his way in front of the press and media, addressing a "bad night" for Labour, saying: "I Take FULL Responsibility" and then announce "And I will be staying on as PM, because, I still have so much to do and the country needs a strong and transparent leader". As for the disastrous Local Election results "Well ... I was unable to convince Labour voters and the public to Look The Other Way".
Unfortunately, having lived abroad for many years now, I am no longer entitled to Vote in any election in the UK …….(How fucked up, is that then) ……So, I have a big favour to ask of you all, if I may ……
You managed to get rid of that other Cunt Bojo, so could you vote in my stead to get rid of this lying, hypocritical ZioCunt Starmer, I would be eternally grateful to you, believe me …….
Although I have lived in Germany for many years, I am still a Brit at heart, and it breaks my heart to see what has become of Britain, and my homeland …….🇬🇧
The House of Commons - a place where calling someone a liar is somehow more offensive than actually lying
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Was it not of time immemorial written that the last man to enter Parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes, who intended to blow it up?
This is true 😀
Boom 💥
Just for a moment I felt uplifted when I read your headline and missed the “not” in front of the resign. I must stop skim reading
You are so brilliantly hilarious--thank you!
Headline was perfect, but good lord, the UK genuinely needs actual leaders at some point, not these weird flavourless Trump-clone wannabees
I have not laughed so hard in the last month for any reason whatsoever. This is Killer.
"made an apology to the victims of Epstein with all the enthusiasm of someone filing a late tax return"..brilliant description.
F@CK StarVer is an assh0le and Sultana being removed was disgusting, considering the Speaker of the House, Lindsay Hoyle is an outright racist and Zionist...no surprise there!
‘Who said you could be prime minister. You weren’t even boinked by a watery tart!
It seems like the City of London oligarchy has an inexhaustible supply of BoJos of different colors and genders to shuffle for PM..
Putting more lipstick on a pig does not work anymore...
What do you mean, it works just fine.
Everyone knows Starmer is a liar, Starmer is unpopular, but so what? His orders still have the force of law as much as any prime minister.
And they work just fine for the usual suspects . 🙄
“it works just fine” for whom, exactly?
For the people who matter. People of influence and authority.
You think a farmer asks his chickens whether they prefer to be made into Coronation Chicken or McNuggets?
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Whenever I'm feeling down, I'm going to remind myself to be grateful that I am not a British PM in your satirical sights.
Ah, the joys of living on this very normal island!
Lovely stuff! Your thumbnail of the hapless Lindsey Hoyle was pitch perfect. I'm almost glad we have such an appalling pit of maggots running the country as it gives you such wonderful opportunties for your idiosyncratic brand of satire. Please keep going, for all our sanity.
The UK is being led but not by its hapless Prime Minister who merely acts as a sock puppet for the controlling Zionist mafia of which he is a dedicated member.
Good luck with weaving that chilling reality into your excellent satire.
Starmer always appears to like he has not one brain in his head
I might sometimes feel a little sorry for politicians who, in their arrogance, think that lying, backstabbing and supporting racist genocidaire at the expense of their own people is going to make them popular, but Starmer's 'a proud Zionist' - so: nah.
Starmer's future as PM and Party Leader. Well, there's not that much longer to wait as to the direction Starmers future is heading. With the May Local Elections just around the corner, many voters will take the opportunity to mark their scorecard on how the ruling Labour party is doing at the Local Level, but more importantly, how "Look The Other Way Starmer" is doing and if he has wooed the Voting Public (or NOT) to give him lot's more time to "Bury" all the other Skeletons rattling away in his policy/decision making filing cabinet.
How do I foresee the results going for Starmer and the Labour Party? Well if not a "Bloodbath" on the night, then a "Severe Bloody Nose" requiring a prolonged stay in A&E. From his bed in A&E Starmer will stutter and splutter his way in front of the press and media, addressing a "bad night" for Labour, saying: "I Take FULL Responsibility" and then announce "And I will be staying on as PM, because, I still have so much to do and the country needs a strong and transparent leader". As for the disastrous Local Election results "Well ... I was unable to convince Labour voters and the public to Look The Other Way".
Restacked
Hello everyone …….👋
Unfortunately, having lived abroad for many years now, I am no longer entitled to Vote in any election in the UK …….(How fucked up, is that then) ……So, I have a big favour to ask of you all, if I may ……
You managed to get rid of that other Cunt Bojo, so could you vote in my stead to get rid of this lying, hypocritical ZioCunt Starmer, I would be eternally grateful to you, believe me …….
Although I have lived in Germany for many years, I am still a Brit at heart, and it breaks my heart to see what has become of Britain, and my homeland …….🇬🇧
Greetings from Hamburg
your Anthony