British patriots distraught to hear the Liverpool driver was not in fact a Muslim immigrant

They had scheduled racist tweets and everyfink...

After yesterday's horrific incident in Liverpool in which a car drove into a crowd, leaving dozens injured, it's fair to say the patriots of the country were ecstatic, I mean deeply concerned for the victims.

In the immediate aftermath, their spider senses were tingling and they just knew the driver was one of those foreign Muslim brown immigrunts who do…