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Andrew Sanderson's avatar

I bloody love your writing, you are spot on every time.

Danny Butters's avatar

Honestly those immigrants are such spongers now that they can't even be bothered doing the terrorism. The white man just has to do everything these days.

Danny Butters's avatar

Noting some of the lther flagrantly racist comments here I feel compelled to clarify that that was said with the deepest sarcasm

Nicholas Pretzel's avatar

I thought that was obvious, but it's a sign of the times and a shameful fact that you had to make that plain. The horrifying truth is that there are people out there who would have made such a comment in all seriousness. Anyway, thank you for making me laugh 😊.

Kate's avatar

I laughed. But the racism in Britain seems to be fanned by Starmer and co?

Punditman's avatar

Yes, because for many people the internet has broken their parody detector. Extra sad you feel compelled to qualify your comment on a sarcastic substack.

Linda Cross's avatar

Its meant to be, but its very close to the wire.

Sara Dawn's avatar

Someone drives into a crowd in a car, but it's not terrorism because he's not brown!?!?!

Dx's avatar

Yes, terrorism laws only apply to white people if they're supporters of brown people.

Tamsin Mc Cormick's avatar

I live in Liverpool and I get all of that. Very funny !

Lisa's avatar

It's always one of them. Yet no matter how many times they're proven wrong, the loud, stupid, racist liars, never lose their reflex, to scream loud, stupid, racist lies.

Because it doesn't cost them anything.

There is no reputational damage to lying, racist imbeciles, when they're proven to be lying, racist imbeciles.

There should be a cost.

Sam's avatar

Exactly . Rachel riley kept her job after her dog whistling re the stabbing in Sydney mall

Paul Jackson's avatar

So, immigrants both legal and illegal, have not committed any crimes in England? Mainly Pakistani rape gangs do not exist? The Manchester Arena bombing never happened? The rise in stabbings, sexual assaults and rapes is a lie? There is a common thread and that is Islam. Every non Muslim in England should be against Islam and demand the removal of all Muslims from the country. This isn’t racist, it’s self preservation. Islam is not a race, it’s a vile, totalitarian ideology which demands that the entire works should live under sharia.

Steven Hutchinson's avatar

Nailed it

Ronelle's avatar

Brilliant I guffawed from beginning to end

Hilary Minor's avatar

Brilliant journalism! <3

Anna's avatar

I've already heard a "he must be mentally ill" comment, as white people never do terrorism

Martin's avatar

I hope the police double checked there was no crumpled Palestinian or Hezbolah flag under the spare tire in the boot.

White middle aged supporters of human rights who are opposed to Genocide even when ridiculously attributed to Yahewh's chosen psychopaths..oops, I mean people...can be fiendishly cunning in their derangement.

Finni's avatar

Had I never knew so many beautiful and decent reverted British Muslims. I would have been become one of those racist, hateful & shallow-minded people.

In Islam, we judge people by their own & latest action.

Not by their own identity or what their ancestors has been doing to our ancestors.

I can list all the crimes and the dirty laundry of the western colonizers to make any white people out there feeling insulted and mocked. But what's the point of it? Making other people feel bad so you can feel good about yourself is the most shameless and pathetic thing to do.

To be fair, how can someone be blamed and responsible for something they didn't even have any power to decided in the past.

What’s done is done. Our main concern is their current behaviour. Are they going to continue their ugly legacy from their ancestors or make a better change for their own future. You fight fire with water. You fight hatred with compassion and common sense and also fearing God (taqwa). Not for anyone but for your own peaceful of mind😇.

❤✌💪

Lisa Savage's avatar

There is no more satisfying way for me in the U.S. to follow current events in the UK than reading your substack. Your observations are so often funny because they're true.

Ohio Barbarian's avatar

I missed that one here in the States. No! Don't tell me! There's enough equally crazy shit going on Over Here to keep me entertained!

Baz's avatar

Fuck - I hadn’t heard the news - what a freaking world we’re making -

it’s brilliant

⬆️

satire

Graeme Bird's avatar

It’s just a deep state hoax. The 20 monkeys at the typewriter, of the rabbinical persuasion, release pseudo-information in dribs and drabs, of a nature calculated to get everyone debating.

The more we debate the more we convince ourselves that what they are telling us is real.