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Exiled's avatar

THERE’S NOTHING NEW HERE. BUT TRUMP WILL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP THE GOP VOTERS DISTRACTED FROM THE TOTAL DISASTER HE’S MADE OF OUR ECONOMY (OH, BUT STOCKS ARE DEFINITELY DOING GREAT FOR HIM & HIS BILLIONAIRE BUDDIES!). WAKE UP, PEOPLE - YOU’RE BEING CONNED AGAIN BY THE MASTER OF CONS - OUR CRIMINAL-IN-CHIEF!!!

Chris Bird's avatar

It's the Epstein files he wants to distract from.

Rebel Nun's avatar

So drinking problems are an alien thing…That certainly explains Kash Patel.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

"Aliens shielding Predators! "

To think that the little green men would protect pedophiles and rapists like Trump and his pervy friends from Epstein Island... Now, that really would make a scary plot for a 1950s B sci-fi movie!

(Oh, and yes the earth is flat and it is resting on the back of a turtle. Read Terry Pratchet's Disc World novels to see what I mean.)

Mike Fish's avatar

That’s okay, I like turtles.🐢

Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

... even the ones of that size ??? ...

Just keep enough salad leaves in stock !!!

Mike Fish's avatar

I know. I’ve been there. Daughters. Two different kinds, in two different “environments”. Iguanas too. And, of course dogs, and wild birds. All this death and waste, killing, Klaus. Non-bipeds seem fascinating/beautiful. Past time the failed u.s.a.isreal against Iran ended, and the killings in Lebanon and Palestine.

Stop the genocide.

AuDHD AllyCat's avatar

Apologies if you're asked this a lot but...are you a weatherman?

Mike Fish's avatar

Fifty five years ago I worked as a refuse collector on the back of a sanitation truck. The driver- Lloyd Baghley- was a man who could neither read nor write. But, in all of the time that I worked with him, he would tell me how to dress for work the following day, and he was never incorrect. That guy was a weatherman, and a great partner to work with. I know I didn’t exactly answer your question, but I think this anecdote calls into question: what is a weatherman actually???

Happy Mother’s Day.

AuDHD AllyCat's avatar

In Britain, a weatherman (or weatherwoman) is a person who presents the weather forecast on the tv. There were 2 well-known BBC weathermen called in the 80s called Michael Fish and John Kettley and, in 1988, a song called "John Kettley is a weatherman " reached #21 in the UK chart. The chorus contains the line: John Kettley is a weatherman and so is Michael Fish.

I'm afraid I saw your name and couldn't resist asking :)

Adeel Mirza's avatar

the only aliens are the Republicans in the White House (and Sir Kid Starver...)

Maryann Mehegan's avatar

I do believe Bigfoot is interdimensional. I read Samuel de Champlain's journal from the 1600's. The Indians or natives spoke to Champlain about Bigfoot. I don't think those Indians were "publicity hounds", no media back then. They knew Bigfoot as a simple fact. Read about some more early American history not taught to us, on my Substack:

https://maryannmehegan.substack.com/p/real-american-history-why-not-tell

Procopio Azucar's avatar

evidence is better than belief.

AuDHD AllyCat's avatar

Does Zeta Reticuli mean the 6th handbag?

Artamis's avatar

Wrong files, dont give a shit. Release the epstine files. Oh wait, democrats cant even do THAT right, let alone hold anyone accountable for anything, like insurrection, stolen government documents, intentional COVID mismanagement, ignoring constitutional law (multiple times, including the current “war”) etc.

6 years and STILL, nothing. Almost like they are 2 sides of the same coin, depending on your hope for votes and contributions, instead of actually following their responsibilities and promises before getting elected, and the on going demands from We The People, like they are supposed to.

Heres the kicker, you get old, continue to get terrorized, your ideals, values and beliefs squashed, you are more oppressed to serve theirs, you are programmed to work and serve for 8hrs so they get rich, and you just get old working all day, regardless of how much you make, while getting programmed to accept nazi/kkk. They just get richer and even more crazy because there is zero accountability or consequences.

Bare minimum carrot on the stick politics as usual. Cant wait for election time promises and hype again, while millions of people keep sitting around and waiting for more bullshit. 6 Years of your life just flew by, nothing changed but just got worse with more parasites.

David Elliott's avatar

Your satire is reaching new levels of elegance and sophistication Laura. I was particularly taken by your phrase ‘men who stare at goats’. I’ve no idea what this is a reference to but I just found it so … satirical. (Or, perhaps, satyrical?)

Maybe the goats aren’t real?

Frank Macskasy's avatar

Picture this: flying saucer land on the White House lawn. Dodging debris from the East Wing, aliens emerge to greet Earth's leader, Donald J Trump. First thing they utter in their piercing high voice, not unlike Karoline Leavitt, is, "YES, THE X FILES WERE TRUE. NOW SHOW US THE EPSTEIN FILES!".

Barry LaFleur's avatar

UFO disclosures are just one of a myriad of strategies to keep us bickering about the inane, while our pockets are picked. Race wars, sexism, left right divides, and American greatness are some of my favorites.

JennyStokes's avatar

Just another bomb from the Circus master!

Feral Finster's avatar

Trump has form. He attacked Iran to distract from The Epstein Files and now he's trying to distract attention from The War On Iran.

gypsy33's avatar

Feral, soon he’s gonna HAVE to release the Epstein files to distract from everything else.

C. D. Weis's avatar

Trump releases the Trump-Epstein UFO Files.

Kathleen McCroskey's avatar

Yes, N. America sits on a turtle. I've heard that it's turtles all the way down. But why, then, is the U.S. ruled by a fence turtle?

Rebel Nun's avatar

Exactly! 👏👏