The Republic of Cuba has launched a ground invasion of the United States in its mission to free Americans from decades of tyranny, economic neglect, and the horrors of unbridled capitalism.
With Cuba potentially attacking from the south and Greenland from the north, the US is in severe danger. The only answer will be to spend more money on defense!
On a more sombre note: I suspect Trump plans to attack Cuba as soon as he has "finished the deal" with Iran.
This Memorial Day, Honor the Victory of Fidel Castro and Che Guevara's rag tag army of Revolutionaries who defeated the Imperial CIA Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba April 17-19, 1961.
A victory of national sovereignty and human rights over fascism and colonialism for all of Latin America to this day! The flea bit the elephant of Rockefeller Family Imperialism.
“A wolf, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf’s right to eat him. He thus addressed him: “Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me.”
“Indeed,” bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, “I was not then born.”
Then said the Wolf, “You feed in my pasture.”
“No, good sir,” replied the Lamb, “I have not yet tasted grass.”
Again said the Wolf, “You drink of my well.”
“No,” exclaimed the Lamb, “I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother’s milk is both food and drink to me.”
Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, “Well! I won’t remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations.”
Moral: The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.”
Laura is obviously reporting from a parallel universe, the same one where the United States of America doesn’t suffer main character syndrome, JFK wasn’t assassinated, the twin Towers still stand and John Lennon joined Wings.
Finally the day came. Greetings from South Florida🌴and “que viva Cuba.” ✊🏼
Power to the people 😎 💪 workers of the world 🌍 unite you have nothing to lose but your chains ⛓️ Carpe diem 🔥
Viva Cuba libre.
If only
Hey, great minds think alike!
With Cuba potentially attacking from the south and Greenland from the north, the US is in severe danger. The only answer will be to spend more money on defense!
On a more sombre note: I suspect Trump plans to attack Cuba as soon as he has "finished the deal" with Iran.
I fucking hate the US
Are you sure it isn’t the trump con family you hate?
About fricking time. Renaming DC the District of Cuba.
This Memorial Day, Honor the Victory of Fidel Castro and Che Guevara's rag tag army of Revolutionaries who defeated the Imperial CIA Bay of Pigs invasion of Cuba April 17-19, 1961.
A victory of national sovereignty and human rights over fascism and colonialism for all of Latin America to this day! The flea bit the elephant of Rockefeller Family Imperialism.
Another brilliant post! Thank you!
“A wolf, meeting with a Lamb astray from the fold, resolved not to lay violent hands on him, but to find some plea to justify to the Lamb the Wolf’s right to eat him. He thus addressed him: “Sirrah, last year you grossly insulted me.”
“Indeed,” bleated the Lamb in a mournful tone of voice, “I was not then born.”
Then said the Wolf, “You feed in my pasture.”
“No, good sir,” replied the Lamb, “I have not yet tasted grass.”
Again said the Wolf, “You drink of my well.”
“No,” exclaimed the Lamb, “I never yet drank water, for as yet my mother’s milk is both food and drink to me.”
Upon which the Wolf seized him and ate him up, saying, “Well! I won’t remain supperless, even though you refute every one of my imputations.”
Moral: The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny.”
Viva Cuba libre!
Thank you, Laura. 🙏🩵 I feel better with you creating my reality. Shine on. 🌟
Nice piece, I am glad you are changing from satire to genuine reportage! 🤡
Laura is obviously reporting from a parallel universe, the same one where the United States of America doesn’t suffer main character syndrome, JFK wasn’t assassinated, the twin Towers still stand and John Lennon joined Wings.
Inshallah
LOL! Ah, the amazing things money creates! The Cubans should be thrilled They're getting so much for so little!
Love the "Operation Mongoose" reference :-)