Elon Musk confident his purchase of the UK will go as well as his purchase of Twitter

Just wait until you get a peak at his manifesto pledges...

In further proof that we live in a functioning democracy, Elon Musk has decided to buy the United Kingdom. I know what you’re all thinking, who the fuck would want to buy this shithole? And the answer is the same genius who bought the cesspit known as Twitter and somehow made it even worse! I bet you’re excited now, aren’t you?

Elon Musk is confident tha…