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Chris Hale's avatar

I am learning to knit so that I can sit in the front row in the traditional way, a Les Tricoteuse’s!

J Eric Sandoval's avatar

He should have been YEARS ago.

John's avatar

The world’s first guillonaire.

Anthony Brooks-Sands's avatar

Hahaha …….Clever …….👍

Greetings from Hamburg

your Anthony

Panjandrum's avatar

i bet his next XCompany will be Xguillotine. Like tickets to his exploding rockets, these devices will be sold in billions and likely fail to cut lettuce, but he will as per usual fail upwards and become a quadrinillionaire.

StillUponTheVine's avatar

Not a single (sane) person would want to be a trillionaire if the price was to spend their life as Elon Musk.

Fadi Lama's avatar

Quote: "His next milestone is to become the world’s first trillionaire to be guillotined."

lol lol wishful thinking :-)

Don't you know billionaires are above the law... & trillionaires are the law :-)

Rebel Nun's avatar

You are so right.

Martin's avatar

"His next milestone is to become the world’s first trillionaire to be guillotined". ... Amen

Feral Finster's avatar

Don't kid yourself. Musk will be fine. What he deserves never comes into it.

Rebel Nun's avatar

Violence begets violence, so in my work with children (although I’ve never known one as immature as Musk), I prefer “natural consequences” to punishment. I’d like to see Musk’s arrogance put him on a SpaceX rocket to Mars. We know how it would go.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

Congratulations to Muskrat on this "first"!! Dare we hope we'll see video of the guillotining on X sometime soon? I'll wait impatiently for that glorious day!

Nostalgic Necromancer's avatar

A submarine or orca would also serve just fine.

The Revolution Continues's avatar

As an orca, I volunteer my pod of orcas to take out Muskrat's yacht with him on it. :-)

Marie Moneysmith's avatar

Agree, but guillotine's too quick. Elon does not deserve a speedy, almost painless death. Something that takes a day or two (more?) and is excruciating for most of that time sounds more appropriate.

Anthony Thorpe's avatar

Ohhh how I love listening to these articles being read to me and how the auto text me to voice even sounds comprehensivel condescending and perfectly hitting the nail on the head with many statements read read making it sound like it was always a question if it's wrong but in such a that it was always"comically ironic"

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Sean Griobhtha's avatar

“Mendacity is the enemy of man, and yet more and more love is lavished on guile and lies. Truth is homeless in our world.”

But truth, when finally unchained, has a momentum of its own.

https://griobhtha1.substack.com/p/forensic-and-clinical-reading-of-4b4

@robopulp's avatar

A shining example of how we need to do better.

CastorBean's avatar

love it…. you promise?