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Calum MacKinnon's avatar

Schrodinger's files?

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William Bowles's avatar

Is Epstein dead or is he alive? Open the box to find out. Or perhaps he's dead AND alive. This is real world entanglement.

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Klaus Hubbertz's avatar

Epstein, since his imprisonment has entered the quantum-state ...

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Portia's avatar

Brilliant!

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Baz's avatar

Must’ve disappeared into a black hole (a region in spacetime where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it)

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DR Darke's avatar

"Must’ve disappeared into a black hole (a region in spacetime where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it)"

::ABOARD THE USS VOYAGER, DEEP IN THE DELTA QUADRANT::

"Captain Janeway? Sensor readings indicate that several cardboard boxes, a primitive means of information storage, are floating just outside the event horizon of that Delta Quadrant wormhole...."

"On-Screen, Mr. Paris."

"Aye-Aye, Ma'am—huh, there's some kind of writing scrawled in what appears to be crayon, an ancient way for children and adults of subhuman intelligence to draw pictures, on the sides of those boxes."

"'Ep-Stein Files'? What does that mean, Tom?"

"It's ridiculous, Harry, but—could it be JEFFREY Epstein those boxes are referring to?"

"Care to elaborate, given your vast knowledge of Twentieth and early Twentieth-First Century trivia, Lt. Paris...?"

"Sure, Commander Tuvok! Jeffrey Epstein was a notorious financier, political wheeler-dealer, and pedophile who allegedly had compromising information on a large number of people in positions of power from the 19-mumbles to 2018 when he was arrested, then allegedly hung himself in his jail cell—"

"I would have been delighted to have assisted him."

"You'd have had a LOT of company, Seven of Nine! The Man Who Sold America Out to Russia, Donald Trump, was certainly involved with Epstein up to his diaper—"

"Easy there, Tom, I'm getting confused with all those archaic terms! 'America'? 'Russia"? 'Diaper'...?"

"Sensor scan indicates nothing in there but scraps of paper coated in...::ugh!:: excessive amounts of sticky human ectoplasm...!" 🤢

"Try not to throw up on your console, Seven. Harry, beam those boxes to a containment chamber and alert The Doctor—my curiosity is aroused...."

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER

BRANDON BRAGA

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Baz's avatar
3dEdited

Yes, DR, I can see that as a great pilot for a the Star Trek franchise

“Little Saint James, Where No Man Has Gone Before,”

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

I'm crushed, crushed I tell you, at the news that Melania faked orgasms. I mean where the hell is the woman's patriotism? First Lady, my ass: send her back to East Slovakerolvia or wherever these very white people creep into the US from. But then, you picked my mood right up off the floor with the image of Slick Willy peeing his pants. To view that scumbag walking around with wet stains, I would pay significant money.

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Franz Kafka's avatar

I was in Slovenia at about the same time that Trumplestiltskin himself, or his confederates in the Modelling - Blackmail through Sex Slavery and Pedophilia professional continuum (AKA groomers and pimps), were likely cruising for 'modelling' candidates. I saw a Melania, just underage, not yet a woman, with a magnificent body which stood out from the rest of the kids, standing on a broken pier they were diving into the ocean from. I wept inside.

I wonder how many other such lives have been and will be destroyed by the the Jewish State's 'right to exist'?

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Vin LoPresti's avatar

Far too many, undoubtedly.

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Massimo's avatar

You managed to make me laugh again. Thank you! 😂

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Kevin Hammond CMT's avatar

I Stephen King a child molester? Hmm.. one might wonder yeah.?

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Baz's avatar

What a fuss people are making about some silly files, anyone would think the reputation of the USA or the credibility of the presidency were at stake.

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john king (MY HUMBLE OPINION)'s avatar

I'm wondering if Bongino should be put in Epstein's old cell, so he can be put on suicide watch?

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Rebel Nun's avatar

If we can figure out which is Epstein’s cell. The videos are conflicting on that.

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Celine C.'s avatar

These files that do or do not exist certainly exert a lot of pressure on elitists who are or are not pedophiles. I say let's act proactively and lock up everyone in Washington DC. Better safe than sorry, right?

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Hegesias Cyrene's avatar

Stephen King is a fucking moron who also was pranked into agreeing to write Ukrainian propaganda.

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Kevin Pettitt's avatar

Bullseye once again,Laura.

There is increasing speculation that La Maxwell may be about to blow the coop on the nefarious skulduggery that she was involved in but that may just be a tactic to persuade the powers that be to grant her the presidential pardon that she clearly deserves. After all no list,no clients so no foul. Mind you the recent revelations that Epstein’s victims numbered in the hundreds and perhaps thousands does make one wonder where they were trafficked to and to whom. I mean he was obviously a disgusting slime mould of an individual but I would argue that there are not enough hours in the day for him to have been solely responsible for the abuse meted out to the victims.

Cheers mate. X

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Rebel Nun's avatar

There are certainly many other guilty parties that are getting away scot free, using the disappeared Epstein as a cover. The media, including us, needs to be more demanding and not be so distracted.

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Liz Thompson's avatar

Ah, 'tis plain they believe in ghosts. Only ghosts can be banned from being released when they don't exist.

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roger hawcroft's avatar

Why, indeed?

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Aunty Jean's avatar

This is perfect!

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Tim Byers's avatar

Voting to block the release of files that don’t exist and were created by Obama and Clinton to keep Trump from being elected, that got a participant a 20 year prison sentence. Seems legit.

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MakerOfNoise's avatar

Laura, so real zingers in this one. Great work.

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Annette's avatar

They all have square jaws EXCEPT Trump.

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Sprot's avatar

It's pedoes all the way down with this lot.

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